The Wisdom of Steven Wright

If you're not  familiar with the work of Steven Wright, he's the famous erudite scientist  who once said: "I woke up one morning, and all of my stuff had been stolen  and replaced by exact duplicates."  His mind sees things differently  than most of us do. . .

Here are some of his gems:

 1 - I'd  kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.

 2 - Borrow money from pessimists --  they don't expect it back.

 3 - Half the people you know are below average.

 4 - 99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

 5 -  82.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot.

 6 - A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.

 7 - A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

 8 - If you want the rainbow, you got to put up with the rain.

 9 - All those who believe in psychokinesis, raise my hand.

 10 - The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

 11 - I almost had a psychic girlfriend, ..... but she left me before we met.

 12 - OK,  so what's the speed of dark?

 13 - How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?

 14 - If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

 15 - Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

 16 - When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

 17 - Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.

 18 - Hard work pays off in the  future; laziness pays off now.

 19 - I intend to live forever.... so  far, so good.

 20 - If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

 21 - Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

 22 - What happens if you get scared half to death  twice?

 23 - My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder."

 24 - Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?

 25 - If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

 26 - A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.

 27 - Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

 28 - The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread

 29 - To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

 30 - The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.

 31 - The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll  have to catch up.

 32 - The colder the x-ray table, the more of your body is required to be on it.

 33 - Everyone has a photographic memory; some just don't have film.
 
 34 - If at first you don't succeed skydiving is not for you.

And the all time favorite   -

 35 - If your car could travel at the speed of light, would your headlights work?

Child Abuse -- Gaza

I guess this is relevant today:


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Culture Today

Illustration:  Beats me.

CNN now equals Fox-Lite.  They fired Octavia Nasr for saying something positive about a Moslem cleric.  The cleric had been relatively liberal on the subject of women.  Yes, he is now dead, but that was only the occasion for her remarks -- in a tweet!

CNN used to have a reporter named Peter Arnett.  He was sacked years ago.

What ever happened to that Australian journalist that gave such good reports from the Mideast?  He was on CNN.

Not on CNN was Helen Thomas.  Well, she had a long career.

What ever happened to David Schuster?  He was fired for doing an audition for CNN.

I heard a report about one survey that found that 56% of Americans think Obama is a Socialist!  Obama!  Good grief.

Some 80% reportedly thought he was a Moslem.

These are your neighbors, folks, be careful.

Someone named Glen Beck of Glenbeckistan has started what he calls a "University".  I imagine people graduate by Cesarean section by section.

I shudder to think how many Americans thing the planet is only 6,000 years old.  I know several Arizona legislators think so and have said so.  "We should mine uranium because it has been here 6,000 years and nothing has happened."

I'm going to listen to some Bach.  Bye.

To the Gordian Knot

Barry Wright
July 8, 2010 at 9:58 pm
I think the major problem right now is the US’ unconditional support of Israel’s apartheid and arrogant policies. We fund Israel with more money than any other foreign country and appear at least to give
Israel carte blanche in its dealings with Palestinians. This marks this conflict apart from other world
injustice sites like Tibet, Darfur and Chechnya.

The US is the only major player that can act affirmatively and quickly for the two state solution and must
put pressure immediately on Israel. The recent Obama-Netanyahu meeting was a disaster for human rights and we all know it, why be shy about confronting Israel directly? Because the government is defensive, paranoid and arrogant? That’s nonsense and everyone knows it. Reduce funding, employ
boycott, divestment and sanctions to end the occupation.

Israel must be treated fairly, with respect and friendship, but you don’t let your friends abuse you or others if you care about them, the definition of ‘friend’.

The two state solution is independent of the byzantine maze of Zionism, right, left or anti. It’s about human rights and modern statesmanship, behaving like a good country, and not an international pariah.

Israel will be even more secure with a firm border, why not have UN blue helmets on the ground of the new border of the state of Palestine, as we did in the Kosovo settlement? That seems to be working, no? Israel has
nuclear weapons, the 5th largest military in the world, how much more strength and power will make it
secure?

Why don’t we use our considerable influence to make this two state result happen, right now? Of course Israel doesn’t want this now, it never has and never will. So make it the lesser of two evils,
the Green Line is a perfectly good border, use it. Hamas has said often that it cannot recognize Israel
until it knows its boundaries, so let’s show them to the world and settle this. The Gordian Knot of Zionism cannot be united, even by Hercules, so let the US cut it, as Alexander did.

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Tikkun Magazine: Obama Capitulates to Netanyahu, plus more on Israel/Palestine July 7

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MJ Rosenberg shows just how far Obama has gone to placate Israel's right-wing leaders. Plus Ha'aretz says Talk to Hamas! Amira Hass analyzes Israel's move to expel residents of Jerusalem affiliated with Hamas. Netanyahu 1; Obama 0   Israeli Prime Minister Binyamin Netanyahu said it best at his joint press conference with President Barack Obama yesterday.  Speaking of the urgency of beginning talks with the Palestinians, he said "we need to begin negotiations in order to end them." One has to wonder if it will even get that far.  After yesterday's meeting of the Obama-Netanyahu Mutual Admiration Society, it does not appear that the Israeli leader is under any pressure to begin serious negotiations anytime soon.  Or freeze settlements.  Or do much of anything except express dedication to the concept of peace. Washington Post columnist Dana Milbank summed it up: A blue-and-white Israeli flag hung from Blair House. Across Pennsylvania Avenue, the Stars and Stripes was in its usual place atop the White House. But to capture the real significance of Prime Minister Binyamin Netanyahu's visit with President Obama, White House officials might have instead flown the white flag of surrender. [Emphasis mine] In fact, Netanyahu may have gotten more from Obama than he had even hoped for. In the joint statement issued by the two governments after the meeting, the United States agreed that anything Israel does in the name of its own security (as it sees it) is fine with us: The President told the Prime Minister he recognizes that Israel must always have the ability to defend itself, by itself, against any threat or possible combination of threats, and that only Israel can determine its security needs.  [Emphasis mine] The point here is that the United States has no right to tell Israel what to do on security issues which, for Netanyahu, of course, include maintaining the occupation, blockading Gaza, and "preempting" any adversary by attacking whenever and whomever. Most troubling, the United States agreed that Israel will continue to be exempted from the requirements of the Nuclear Non-Proliferation Treaty (NPT). Here's Obama: Finally, we discussed issues that arose out of the Nuclear Nonproliferation Conference.  And I reiterated to the Prime Minister that there is no change in U.S. policy when it comes to these issues.  We strongly believe that, given its size, its history, the region that it's in, and the threats that are leveled against us -- against it, that Israel has unique security requirements.  It's got to be able to respond to threats or any combination of threats in the region.  And that's why we remain unwavering in our commitment to Israel's security.  And the United States will never ask Israel to take any steps that would undermine their security interests.  [Emphasis mine] In other words, Israel is exempt from the nonproliferation requirements we impose on every other country because of its "unique security requirements."  Of course, Iran, North Korea, Saudi Arabia and a host of other countries have (as they see it) "unique security requirements." This exemption, pretty much unspoken until now, blows a hole in our nonproliferation policy. It is clear that the President has no intention of putting any pressure on the Prime Minister.  Despite the fact that Israel continues to expand settlements, continues to evict Palestinians from their homes, and has announced that after September any semblance of a settlement freeze will be replaced with more settlers everywhere, Obama still praised Netanyahu to the skies. So why would Netanyahu engage in serious negotiations? Netanyahu must be ecstatic.  He told his political allies and adversaries back home that in an election year, no President of the United States would dare pressure him.  And so Netanyahu won big time yesterday. But Israel lost.  So did the United States (which looks less like a superpower and more like a paper tiger).  And obviously, so did the Palestinians. The amazing thing is that while the president gave Netanyahu everything he wanted (which was primarily a lovey-dovey photo op and threatening statements on Iran), Netanyahu got away with offering nothing.  He simply said "we want to explore the possibility of peace."  The possibility? One could go on and on.  But why bother?  The Netanyahu-Obama summit was not a serious event but a purely political one.  Each leader accomplished what he needed: Netanyahu goes home looking far stronger than when he departed and without making any compromises that would offend his right flank.  Obama can inform the chairs of the House and Senate campaign committees that they can tell disgruntled donors that his relations with Netanyahu are good as gold. And "pro-Israel" Democrats can proclaim Obama to be "the most pro-Israel President ever."  (The last President to hold that title was George W. Bush.) It just makes you proud.   Ha'aretz Editorial: July 7th  The writer David Grossman called on the government of Israel in these pages yesterday to cease its preoccupation with the number and identity of Palestinian prisoners who would potentially be swapped for captive Israeli soldier Gilad Shalit. Grossman believes Israel should make Hamas a broader offer that would involve "a total cease-fire, an end to all terror activities from Gaza and a lifting of the siege." The start of such negotiations would see Shalit and the prisoners exchanged. The proposal deserves serious consideration as the basis for a new policy. It is unfortunate that four years have been wasted and something along these lines was not adopted soon after Shalit's abduction in 2006. There is no certainty, however, that Hamas would have agreed to the proposal then, or that it will do so now. It is also worth examining the impact such a deal would have on the Palestinian Authority, Egypt and Jordan. But the point of departure is that there is no sense in allowing the existing situation to continue. A few days after the abduction and the failure of operation "Southern Shalit" to locate and rescue the soldier, astute voices from the top ranks of the Israel Defense Forces reached the conclusion that if Shalit was to be brought back, a new policy was necessary. These voices, which apparently reflected the position of GOC Southern Command Yoav Galant and then chief of staff Dan Halutz, sought to recognize the reality that had been created in Gaza following the Hamas victory in the PA elections four months earlier, and the establishment of the Ismail Haniyeh government (Hamas' violent takeover of the Strip only took place in June 2007 ). The IDF wanted to pose the following option to Hamas: Preserve your rule of power or continue your violent struggle against Israel. A proposal to seek a broad agreement on Israel-Hamas relations was drafted - which was to include a cease-fire, an end to terrorist attacks and the launching of Qassam rockets, an end to efforts to acquire more weapons for use against Israel and the release of Palestinian prisoners in exchange for Shalit. A report on this attitude held by the IDF, published by Haaretz, angered then-prime minister Ehud Olmert, who opposed a prisoner exchange deal. He shelved the idea and subsequently rejected similar ones raised during Operation Cast Lead. Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu is not bound by Olmert's objections. He should revive the idea and challenge Hamas. Israel needs to embark on an initiative that would fundamentally alter the situation along the southern border, without fearing dialogue with Hamas. It must not regard the current situation as simply fate. jQuery().ready(function() { initServiceInstanceId('1.300489'); }); Published 01:42 07.07.10 Latest update 01:42 07.07.10 Disloyalty on the part of the occupied Were it not for Mohammed Abu Tir's red beard, this would perhaps be only a marginal news item: Israel is working to expel four Palestinian residents of Jerusalem affiliated with Hamas from the city of their birth. By Amira Hass Were it not for Mohammed Abu Tir's red beard, this would perhaps be only a marginal news item: Israel is working to expel four Palestinian residents of Jerusalem affiliated with Hamas from the city of their birth. There are those who see this expulsion as demonstrating a proud national stance, but it is already turning out to be a political boomerang. Abu Tir is under arrest, because he did not leave Jerusalem on June 19. His colleagues - Khaled Abu Arafa, formerly the Jerusalem affairs minister in Hamas Prime Minister Ismail Haniyeh's government, and Ahmed Atun and Mohammed Totah, both members of the Palestinian Legislative Council on behalf of an Islamic list identified with Hamas - have moved into the Red Cross office in East Jerusalem. Four years ago, then-interior minister Roni Bar-On (Kadima ) revoked their status as Jerusalem residents on the grounds that they had violated their minimal obligation of loyalty to the state of Israel, its citizens and its residents. After that, they were arrested, released and defined as illegals obligated to depart from "Israel's borders." Since the end of 1995, the Interior Ministry - headed first by Haim Ramon (Labor ) and subsequently by Eliyahu Suissa (Shas ) - has pursued a policy of mass revocation of residency (with a brief hiatus under Natan Sharansky of Yisrael B'Aliyah, and even that only after an intense public struggle ). The record was set in 2008, when 4,577 men and women were stripped of their right to reside in their own city by the Interior Ministry, then headed by Meir Sheetrit (Kadima ). Nevertheless, by revoking the residency of these three parliamentarians and one former cabinet minister, Israel has set a record of a new sort: Until now, Jerusalem residency had been revoked exclusively on the basis of administrative pretexts, such as prolonged stays outside the city. These wicked pretexts derive from the liberty Israel has taken of applying the Entry to Israel Law - used primarily to grant residency permits to non-Jewish immigrants - to residents of occupied and annexed East Jerusalem. But the inhabitants of East Jerusalem did not decide to "come" to Israel; it is Israel that "came" to them. The current case, however, is the first time Israel has denied Jerusalem residency on political grounds. The United States and Europe urged Israel to let the Palestinians hold elections in 2006. The participation of an Islamic list affiliated with Hamas was a well-known condition for enabling these elections to take place, including in Jerusalem. Yet the moment that list won a sweeping victory, Israel embarked on a campaign of punishment against its members, and especially the Jerusalemites among them, for "serving" in the Palestinian Authority. This, in and of itself, represented a new peak of political cynicism (and another slap in the face to PA President Mahmoud Abbas ). It has been exceeded in its cynicism only by Israel's demand that the occupied evince loyalty to the occupier, lest he be banished. With this expulsion order, Israel has managed to unite the entire Palestinian arena. The protest tent the three men set up in the courtyard of the Red Cross office has become a pilgrimage site. And Abbas has met twice with those slated for banishment. Time will tell whether his promise to have the decree rescinded can be kept. In the meantime, however, the political movement that is his main rival is again becoming the symbol of the national struggle and of steadfastness in waging it. Even those who, for political and cultural reasons, are sworn opponents of the Palestinian Islamic movement know that Israel is setting a precedent. Today, people affiliated with Hamas are being expelled from Jerusalem. Tomorrow, if the PA falls apart or dares to reject Israel's dictates, it will be known Fatah activists who will be stripped of their residency due to "disloyalty to the occupation." Following the flotilla raid, the expulsions from Sheikh Jarrah and the royal plans for Silwan, this is yet another match that Israel is tossing into the tinderbox. And it is one that even its friends will find it hard to ignore.

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[Fwd: New Israeli Flag, Part 2]

I have never run into this before.  I have used each and every way I have successfully used in the past, but still have not been able to insert this image in the body of any transmission.  Oh, I can get it to appear in any html format, etc. but once I try to send it to another machine, or even program within a machine, it disappears. I am not implying any sort of conspiracy or censorship here.  I realize that everything is monitored (and is is everything you do, whether by voice, fax, or computer, and even hand signals can be monitored and stored.  However, there is just so much stuff that such could not be the case here. So, here is the original caption one of you sent with this contribution: "They are trying to come up with a new design for the flag of Israel. One that better reflects the fundemental meaning of the country. It's not quite perfect yet." I decided it should stand all alone sans commentary.  Supply your own. I asked the designer if he or she wanted credit, and the response was that it is now in the public domain. So, there it is, with comments from another of you.  Hm.

Not bad at all, it seems to reflect the extremist Zionist spirit and will!  Well of course even the infamous swastika is an ancient Eastern religious symbol, 

you still find it today on contemporary statues of the Buddha.  I guess when you think about it, the number

of geometric logos is fairly limited just by the fact that you can't do a lot with a few lines or figures.  I always thought the flag of Sicily seems to 

depict a running swastika ( far right) , or maybe the early Hindu one below on the far left.  The middle NASDAP icon is still verboten most places.

The bottom one is asian, it turns left like they do in Sicily, apparently/

The swastika (from Sanskrit svastika) is an equilateral cross with its arms bent at right angles, in either right-facing (卐) form or its mirrored left-facing (卍) form. Archaeological evidence of swastika-shaped ornaments dates from the Neolithic period. It occurs today in the modern day culture of India, sometimes as a geometrical motif and sometimes as a religious symbol; it remains widely used in Eastern and Dharmic religions such as Hinduism, Buddhism and Jainism.

Despite this usage, the symbol has become stigmatized and to some extent taboo in the Western world because of its iconic usage by Nazi Germany, and it has notably been outlawed in Germany if used as a symbol of Nazism (usage of the sign by religious groups is tolerated). Many modern political extremists and Neo-Nazi groups such asAfrikaner Weerstandsbeweging and Russian National Unity use stylised swastikas or similar symbols.

Everything About the Flotilla

http://gazaflotillasurvivors.posterous.com/

No way I could get the thing posted, so here is the link.