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THE ABSURD TIMES
This was on Facebook.
Lots of things going on.
Adolf
Some general around our last leader explained Germany to him while they were there, and the ex-pres said he heard good things about Hitler. So, his full name, I can now disclose it, is Adolpf Schikelgrǚber Trump (hereafter AST, or Adolphus as in Shaw's MAJOR BARBARA). I'm sure we will return to AST below.
Cuba
Adolphus decided to be a tough guy and imposed sanctions, more of them, and Joe left them there. (Something about congress, who knows, really?) So, now the people are hungry, I mean are facing food insecurity as we now put it, and funny guys in mustaches are saying, it's not food, it's liberty. Right. Eat that. It is true that Cuba had it's own border protection against imported goods, and that was to prevent creepy capitalism from encroaching – people with mustaches would buy the food in bulk and then charge outrages prices for it. That was that deal. Since then, Cuba dropped that, but is still facing people with food insecurity [known as lack of liberty].
Texas
So how do you reason with a Texan? Leave the damn state, that's how. Go to D.C. and swear at Joe Manchin. Nobody will stop you. Funny, they seem to agree on everything – which is a bad sign. We will see.
Covid
Seems the states that are experiencing the largest surges of death from covid are the states that support Trump. Can this be the sign from God that we have all been waiting for? They are all afraid that people are going to come to your houses and first stick a needle in your arm and then take your BIBLE. Honest – I heard it sevveral times. I say let them die. Why not? It's a free country. I know they are not coming for MY bible. Mine was done by Martin Luther himself and still is one of the best translations available – if you can read 15th century German. Of course, the Bible itself has its own very strange philological problems – the original Hebrew versions were written in a sort of Hebrew and non of the vowels were included, but most people think of the New Testament which is in Greek and then translated into Latin. Take my word for it, Luther comes across as a master for his effort.
IS YOU WOKE?
Anybody figure what part of speech that is? Verb? Adjective? Not a noun, surely, nor an article. Can anybody use it in a properly written sentence in English? I'd like to see it. It is a lot like the militant feminism of the late 70s or into the 80s. Don't use he or she – the correct term is sie. Actually, that's German for something, depending on context. What about Herstory? We don't need any more history. Why not Siestory? I'm trying to be woke here, so help out!
THE OLYMPICS
Well, the fastest woman runner in the world, an American, is banned from the olympics because she used pot. Now the damn rule is supposed to stop people from using steroids and uppers, performance enhancing drugs, right? Pot is NOT A PERFORMANCE ENHANCING DRUG, at least in athletics. Back when I used to pick up cash for college by playing semi-pro baseball, I used to have a pretty wild fastball and kept an angry look on my face as I was pitching. Now, I imagine smoking a joine, being tossed the baseball and, assuming I caught it, see myself looking at it: "Wow, man, dig the sewing on this thing. Where do they get the red thread? And dig the squashed bug there, opps, no, what the hell is that thing?" No, it would not enhance my pitching one bit. I'm tired of typing right now, you dig? So I'm not going to talk about all the other stupid crap about being classified as an amateur. Just stay away from Jim Jordan and girls, stay away from the team doctors. Larry Nasser had wandering figers, I suppose.
QANON
Ever wonder where that space laser pointed by Jews at Southern California came from? Well, in the late 80s, Ronnie Ray gun, who took the book of revelations literally and believed it, decided to build star wars defense system. I saw a graph comparing Government funding for DHHS and NSF over his few years of that project. DHHS (Who needs Health and Human Services, yuck!) went down on a straight line, about 60 degrees while NSF (rockets, satellites, lasers, all the good stuff) went up at the same rate. It was meant for the Soviet Union, but they just siad "Forget it, we're no playing" but China thought it was aimeed at them and said so at the UN. So, QANON got it from China. I'll bet it was Wuhan.
Inside sources, close to Q, confirmed that Bill Gates did indeed put tiny microscopic magnetic particles in the vaccines. The only one not magnetized is the J&J single dose – and you will notice that it is not available in the midwest. Also free of the magnetic forces is the Astrazenica and that is not available anywhere in the entire country. Just remember, you found it out here first.
IT WILL BE LEGAL
Weed is going to be removed from schedule A eventually. At one time, forces, especially from the alcohol lobby kept it away, but as more people have tried it, it has gained approval. I'd call that cause and effect.
MUSIC
At one time, Oscar Levant was one of the top 3 concert pianists in the U.S. He was rehearsing with the New York Orch with Toscanni. Now Toscanni was notorious for his temper and anger, swearing and banging his baton. The prop manager bought cheap batons just for rehearsals because he noticed that as soon as he broke one, he settled down. Every musician was terrified of him. Enter Oscar. During one of Toscannini's very wild tamtrums, Oscar took a deep puff of his Pall Malls and said "If you don't behave yourself, I'll follow your beat." Most reports say that was the only time he ever Laughed.
ANTIFA
So, I stopped by Antifa headquarters to find out what was really going on, but first I had to get past the demonstrators. I looked at them:
I did wonder why they were dressed for cold weather, and got a variety of responses. The main idea was that they did not want to get attacked by these vicious troublemakers. I told them I was going in and, if I didn't come out in fifteen minutes, they had better run because these people have been known to store nuclear devices and might be tempted to set one off.
They looked at me nervously, but agreed and let me pass.
Once inside, I asked about the people in the crowd and they were all pretty much laughing, and they pointed out that often they will see some who were better spellers.
I kept looking out the window and waiving, and each time the crowd moved further back. I didn't have much else to do that day, so asked if I could spend the night, and they said they had a couch in the main office in back and I went in there and spent the night.
The folks at Antifa were amused as I came out in the morning and said "It was the strangest thing. Fifteen minutes after you went into the back room, the entire crowd ran away and we haven't seen them since. One saice "Just wait until Augus when Trump is restored to his throne. The you guys will be in for it!"
They looked at me as I smiled and asked "What was that about?" I simply shrugged my shoulders.
BRITTANY SPEARS.
She doesn't look so crazy to me. I'd be more inclined to have a conservatorship, or whatever it's called, for the folks at QANON than her, but then they don't make as much money.
CONCLUSION
This is the conclusion.
