Showing posts with label Senator Franken. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Senator Franken. Show all posts

Tuesday, June 30, 2009

Senator Franken

THE ABSURD TIMES


Finally, seven months after the election, Al Franken was declared the winner of the Minnesota Senate Race. Even Norm Coleman got the point when the Minnesota Supreme Court said so.

Sanford of South Caroline said Maria of Argentina was his "Soul Mate," but that he'd "try to fall in love with his wife again," [if he has to?]. He also said he'd "crossed the line" with a "handful" of other women, but no sex was involved. (Just a lot of line crossing?) It would help if he would define sex, but the he is a Republican and, as such, that would "be wrong," I suppose.

Frankly, it is very wierd. One angry woman wrote "Sanford = stupid. If he wasn't a Senator, no woman would look at him twice." Wierd, he isn't a Senator. Al Franken is a Senator. Sanford is a Governor, sort of.

The Supreme Court recently said that the school had no right to strip search the thirteen year old girl. The vote was 8 to 1. The 8 said they should have stopped at he underwear. Clarance Thomas dissented, saying he though it was good they took off he underpanties.

There was a 5 to 4 Decision overturning Sotomayor's ruling. This became 9 to 0 at F* News and Rush the druggie. I mean, really, they said so.

I do wish Obama would start making some sense in foreign policy -- he has such an opportunity with such stupidity blatent in opposition that even the American Public can recognize it.

Having said that, I'm going back into my shell. This planet is nuts.