And I have to thank him here. :)
A guy is driving around the back woods of Montana and he sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house:Talking Dog For SaleHe rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard.
The guy goes around to the backyard and sees a nice looking Labrador retriever sitting there.
" You talk? " he asks.
" Yep," the Lab replies.
After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he says:" So, what's your story ? "
The Lab looks up and says:" Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young.I wanted to help the government, so ... I told the CIA.
In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping. "
" I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running.
" But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down.I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in.I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals."
" Then I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just plain retired. "
The guy is amazed.He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.
" Ten dollars,' the guy says.
" Ten dollars ?This dog is amazing!Why on earth are you selling him so cheap ? "
" Because he's such a bullshitter.He's never even been out of the backyard "