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Friday, March 24, 2017

The Absurd as Official Policy


THE ABSURD TIMES


Trump's budget favors the military, so illustrated a way to solve starvation.



"Nonsense and utterly ridiculous" was said by the UK in reference to Trump's wiretapping claims.  It could easily be extended to every single other justification for anything he does.  In fact, the Absurd has taken on greater significance since Trump took office.





ABSURDITY BECOMES REPUBLICAN AGENDA UNDER TRUMPISM

[BTW: We have just received the transcript of the Franken questioning and will attaché it to the end of this week's edition.]



Perhaps nowhere is this more evident than in the recent hearings on the nomination of Neil Gorsuch to the Supreme Court.  It may take a few more words to make this clear, but it is wroth reading to the end, I assure you. 



Gorsuch has shown tremendous, almost unmatched creativity, in devising a multitude of ways in which to say absolutely nothing of any value in evaluating him for such a position.  Only one Senator, Al Franken, who has no law degree, was able to penetrate this façade of blank badinage. 



He asked Gorsuch a simple question, one about a trucker in which he was driving in 17 degree below zero temperatures and the trailer brakes froze.  He called the company and was told to wait for the repairs.  Three hours later, he had fallen asleep, a victim to hypothermia, and was woken only by a cell phone call from his brother.  Since he had called the company several times with the same result and instructions, he detatched the trailer and drove the cab to a source of heat.  Upon his return 15 minutes later, he was fired for not following orders.  All courts, including the Department of Labor, ruled in his favor except Gorsuch who insisted that "that was the law". 



Now it gets interesting.  Franken asked him about his dissent.  Another reply saying nothing.  Franken then said he did not have a law degree, but he had been on this committee for eight years and actually paid attention and was familiar with the doctrine of Absurdity.  Now Gorsuch said that the doctrine only applied to "Scrivener's errors."  Ok, so what's a scrivener?  It goes way back to before the invention of typewriters and law clerks, scriveners, hand copied documents and sometimes spelled a word wrong or even skipped a line or put in the wrong date. 



Today, it simply means a typo, although I personally encountered one myself when I was treating addicts as patients.  Sometimes they were committed by a judge for treatment for mental health reasons and once a judge literally committed herself to the care of my patient (I was one of those troublesome ones who actually read the legal documents).  Now, this would be considered a scrivener's error, even though, since in her case I did argue a case pro se  and in retrospect did feel that she was a good candidate for mental treatment.  Still, I sent it back for correction.



Now, are you still with me?  Well, never mind.  Gorsuch was wrong.  Here is a definition of the doctrine of Absurdity:



The common sense of man approves the judgment mentioned by Pufendorf [sic. Puffendorf], that the Bolognian law which enacted 'that whoever drew blood in the streets should be punished with the utmost severity', did not extend to the surgeon who opened the vein of a person that fell down in the street in a fit. The same common sense accepts the ruling, cited by Plowden, that the statute of 1st Edward II, which enacts that a prisoner who breaks prison shall be guilty of a felony, does not extend to a prisoner who breaks out when the prison is on fire – 'for he is not to be hanged because he would not stay to be burnt'.



At any rate, Franken attacked by pointing out that he had his prior career in identifying absurdity and pointing it out (as a comedian, or comedy writer), and then attacked, asking he what he would do.  Getting no response, Franken said "well, I can tell you what everyone else here would do" and then left the questioning.  That was the one bright spot in the entire hearing and it made Franken more popular than all of his work on Saturday Night Live.



That is only one example.  However, if Gorsuch cannot tell the difference between a scrivener's error and the Doctrine of Absurdity, it is the equivalent of a layperson not being able to tell his ass from a hole in the ground.



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Conservativism: the belief that human beings are to be treated with as much contempt as possible.



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Trumpism: See conservativism.



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There was to be more about healthcare and the like, but the transcript is too important to omit as Gorsuch could be with this country for 30 or 40 years:



We feature an extended excerpt of Senator Al Franken (D-MN) grilling Supreme Court nominee Judge Neil Gorsuch during his Supreme Court confirmation hearing about the so-called frozen trucker case of Alphonse Maddin. Gorsuch ruled it was right for Maddin to be fired after he disobeyed a supervisor and abandoned the trailer that he was driving, because he was on the verge of freezing to death. "It is absurd to say this company is in its rights to fire him because he made the choice of possibly dying from freezing to death or causing other people to die possibly by driving in an unsafe vehicle," says Sen. Franken. "It makes me question your judgment."



TRANSCRIPT

This is a rush transcript. Copy may not be in its final form.

AMY GOODMAN: I want to turn to Senator Al Franken, who questioned Judge Gorsuch on the Alphonse Maddin, the so-called frozen trucker, case during the confirmation hearing.


SEN. AL FRANKEN: A couple hours goes by. The heater is not working in his cab. It's 14 below zero, 14 below zero. He calls in, and he says, "My feet, I can't feel. I can't feel my feet. My torso—I'm beginning not to be able to feel my torso." And they say, "Hang on. Hang on. Wait for us." OK, now he actually falls asleep. And at 1:18 a.m., his cousin, I think—cousin calls him and wakes him up. And his cousin says that he is slurring his speech and he doesn't make much sense. Now, Mayo Clinic in Minnesota says that is hypothermia. And he had fallen asleep. If you fall asleep waiting under 14-below-zero weather, you can freeze to death. You can die.

He calls them back, and his supervisor says, "Wait. You've got to wait." So he has a couple of choices here: wait or take the trailer out with the frozen brakes onto the interstate. Now, when those brakes are locked and you're pulling that load on a trailer with brakes locked, you can go maybe, what, 10, 15 miles an hour? Now, what's that like on an interstate? Say you're going 75 miles an hour. Someone's going 75 miles an hour. They come over a hill and slam into that trailer. Also, he's got hypothermia. He's a little woozy, probably figures that's not too safe. I don't think you'd want to be on the road with him, would you, Judge?

JUDGE NEIL GORSUCH: Senator—

SEN. AL FRANKEN: You would, or not?

JUDGE NEIL GORSUCH: I—

SEN. AL FRANKEN: It's a really easy yes or no.

JUDGE NEIL GORSUCH: Would I want to be on—would I want be on the road with him?

SEN. AL FRANKEN: Yeah.

JUDGE NEIL GORSUCH: With the hitched trailer or the unhitched trailer, Senator?

SEN. AL FRANKEN: Well, either, but especially with the hitched trailer with the locked brakes.

JUDGE NEIL GORSUCH: No, I don't think that was a serious option. I agree with you.

SEN. AL FRANKEN: OK, I thought that was—I wouldn't want to be there, either.

JUDGE NEIL GORSUCH: Yeah. An unhitched trailer—

SEN. AL FRANKEN: And so, what he does is he unhitches it—

JUDGE NEIL GORSUCH: Right.

SEN. AL FRANKEN: —and goes off in the cab.

JUDGE NEIL GORSUCH: And then I believe he comes back 15 minutes later.

SEN. AL FRANKEN: And he comes back after he gets warm, so that he can be there when it gets repaired.

JUDGE NEIL GORSUCH: Right.

SEN. AL FRANKEN: OK. Gets fired. He gets fired. And the rest of the judges all go, "That's ridiculous. He shouldn't—you can't fire a guy for doing that." It was—there were two safety issues here: one, the possibility of freezing to death, or driving with that rig in a very, very—a very dangerous way. Which would you have chosen? Which would you have done, Judge?

JUDGE NEIL GORSUCH: Oh, Senator, I don't know what I would have done if I were in his shoes, and I don't blame him at all, for a moment, for doing what he did do.

SEN. AL FRANKEN: But—but—but—

JUDGE NEIL GORSUCH: I empathize with him entirely.

SEN. AL FRANKEN: OK, just you've—we've been talking about this case. Don't—you don't—you haven't decided what you would have done? You haven't thought about, for a second, what you would have done in his case?

JUDGE NEIL GORSUCH: Oh, Senator, I thought a lot about this case, because I—

SEN. AL FRANKEN: And what would you have done?

JUDGE NEIL GORSUCH: I totally empathize and understand—

SEN. AL FRANKEN: I'm asking you a question. Please answer questions.

JUDGE NEIL GORSUCH: Senator, I don't know. I wasn't in the man's shoes. But I understand why he did—

SEN. AL FRANKEN: You don't know what you would have done.

JUDGE NEIL GORSUCH: I understand—

SEN. AL FRANKEN: OK, I'll tell you what I would have done. I would have done exactly what he did.

JUDGE NEIL GORSUCH: Yeah, I understand that.

SEN. AL FRANKEN: I think everybody here would have done exactly what he did. And I think that's an easy answer, frankly. I don't know why you had difficulty answering that. OK, so you decide to write a thing in dissent. If you read your dissent, you don't say it was like subzero. You say it was cold out. The facts that you describe in your dissent are very minimal. But here's the—here is the law that—and you go to the language of the law, and you talk about that: "I go to the law." "A person may not discharge an employee who refuses to operate a vehicle because the employee has reasonable apprehension of serious injury to the employee or the public because of the vehicle's hazardous safety or security condition." That's the law. And you decided that they had the right to fire him, even though this law says you may not discharge an employee who refuses to operate a vehicle, because he did operate the vehicle. Is that right? That's your—that's how you decided, right?

JUDGE NEIL GORSUCH: That's the gist of it.

SEN. AL FRANKEN: Well, no, is that how you decided? That's what you decided, right?

JUDGE NEIL GORSUCH: Senator, there are a lot more words in the opinions, both in the majority, by my colleagues, and in dissent. But that—I'm happy to agree with you. That's the gist of it.

SEN. AL FRANKEN: Right. Well, that's what you've said. And I—look, I'm not a lawyer. But I've been on this committee for about eight years. And I've paid some attention. So, I know that what you're talking about here is the plain meaning rule. Here's what the rule means. When the plain meaning of a statute is clear on its face, when its meaning is obvious, courts have no business looking beyond the meaning to the statute's purpose. And that's what you used, right?

JUDGE NEIL GORSUCH: That's what was argued to us by both sides, Senator.

SEN. AL FRANKEN: But that's what you—that's what you used.

JUDGE NEIL GORSUCH: Yeah. Both sides—

SEN. AL FRANKEN: That's right. OK.

JUDGE NEIL GORSUCH: —argued that the plain meeting supported their—

SEN. AL FRANKEN: Yeah, and you used it to come to your conclusion.

JUDGE NEIL GORSUCH: But both sides did.

SEN. AL FRANKEN: But the plain meaning rule has an exception. When using the plain meaning rule would create an absurd result, courts should depart from the plain meaning. It is absurd to say this company is in its rights to fire him because he made the choice of possibly dying from freezing to death or causing other people to die possibly by driving an unsafe vehicle. That's absurd. Now, I had a career in identifying absurdity, and I know it when I see it. And it makes me—you know, it makes me question your judgment.

AMY GOODMAN: That's Senator Al Franken, former comedian, before he was a senator, questioning Judge Neil Gorsuch about the Alphonse Maddin case, the so-called frozen trucker case. Again, Judge Gorsuch was alone, among seven judges, to rule that the company was right to fire Alphonse Maddin. As we wrap up, we're still with Maddin's attorney, Robert Fetter. I want to talk about the timing of Judge Gorsuch's dissent. When the candidate Donald Trump gave his list of Supreme Court justices that he would choose if he were to be president, Gorsuch was not on that list. That was in May. Bob Fetter, the decision was handed out—when was it? The dissent handed out by Judge Gorsuch, August 8th last year, on the frozen trucker case. When the second list came out in September, Gorsuch was added to Trump's list. Can you talk about the significance of this?

ROBERT FETTER: Yeah. It's certainly a set of circumstances that, after he was nominated, it certainly rung a bell with me that he was not on the initial list. He writes a—he has this case on his desk where he can show just how uncompassionate he can be and how far he's able to take extreme textualism in order to rule in favor of a company and corporate interest. Certainly, if I were the Chamber of Commerce or other business interest and I saw that decision, that signals to me that this is my kind of guy. Then he appears on the second list, which, of course, we all know it now, that that decision was outsourced to the Federalist Society and Heritage. And those groups certainly would have saw that decision, a very recent decision, and said, "This is the type of guy that we want on the Supreme Court, because he's going to be pro-business." And they've indicated they're very happy with his nomination, because he is pro-business. Pro-business is not a judicial philosophy. It is fine for a legislator to be pro-business, if he can get elected on that basis. But not for a judge. When you're pro-business as a judge, you're just biased. And we cannot accept bias on the United States Supreme Court.

AMY GOODMAN: Robert Fetter, I want to thank you for being with us, labor lawyer, partner at Miller Cohen firm in Detroit, represented truck driver Alphonse Maddin in his wrongful termination lawsuit.

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Saturday, January 21, 2017

Hitler is Offended, Trump Thinks Crowds Are Huge



THE ABSURD TIMES






 I believe, owner of the Professional Wrestling Whatever 
and Trump nominee for Education Secretary




It does sweem to be time for this again.

First, the editor of NeinQuarterly says that "Hitler is getting angry at being compared to Trump," so cut it out!



We are now told that the best weapon we have against Trump is comedy.  Seems he lives in fear of comedians.  At least, that's Michael Moore's take on it.  So, perhaps it is worth a review of some of the funnier things about his administration (sounds funny already).



The first problem with this is the valuable advice given decades ago by Bernard Shaw: "I always tell the truth. It's the funniest joke ever."  So, we can just report, you decide.



Perhaps the hearings of Trump's nominees are a good place to start.  Betsey DeVoss is the star of this hearing, and quite clearly knows almost nothing about education.  This is a good start, because one would think that she then has no nonsense to unlearn.  However, as head of the WWE, and sister to Eric Prince (of Blackwater infamy), she wants to privatize the public school system.  Now this does not mean allow private K-12 schools to exist, but to take taxpayers' money and give it to religious institutions.



The two most pertinent senators questioning her were Bernie Sanders and Al Franken.  Sanders set her up by asking if she seriously thought she would even be there is she had not given so much money to Republican politicians.  She said yes, meaning she was qualified and knowledgeable.  



Then Franken asked her where she stood on the debate between proficiency and growth.  Now this is an easy question for those interested in education in the K-12 realm, but is a bit confusing for those otherwise inclined.  Proficiency is simply the definition of the standards for, say, 4th, fifth, and sixth Grade levels.  How many of your students, if you are a teacher, have attained the level mandated?  If enough, you win. 


On the other hand, growth is more complicated, which perhaps is why she does not comprehend it.. If you are a fifth grade teach, and have several students who entered with a second grade proficiency and when tested after months of your teaching increase to a fourth grade level, you lose.  If one of your students enters at the sixth grade level, and you bore the shit out of him and he tests at the fifth grade level, that's fine.  Obviously, growth is more important than proficiency. 



Personally, many fellow students who achieved A level evaluations from their teachers while I did not, strangely enough did not test on standardized tests in the upper 1% as I did.  Obviously, I was less able to disguise my impatience with stupidity than fellow classmates.  But I digress.



Ringling Brothers is closing down it's circus.  Obviously, the competition from a Trump Administration is too much.



The first major debate of the new Administration is the crowd size of the inauguration.  Now, I must thank God for the rain on Trump's parade.  I mean that literally (in the correct sense of the word).  See, I asked God on Twitter to make it rain on Trumps' parade.  He asked if I wanted toads and snakes or "just the regular stuff"? I said just the regular stuff and he obliged.  Thanks again!



So, how many did show up? Not many, especially when compared to Obama's.  However, both were easily eclipsed by demonstrations around the world, London, Paris, Athens, Rome, and of course New York, Idaho (remember them?), Fargo, St. Louis, of course Chicago (go Cubs), and just about any other city.  The best sign award goes to Paris, France, of "Down with Stupidity". 



Madonna said something that offended news channels, but I didn't hear what it was.  What the fuck did she say?  Any ideas? Ah, piss on it.