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A short while ago, a right-wing fundamentalist preacher prayed to God for rain at Obama's speech. Well, as usual, God got it a bit off, and sent it to New Orleans to coincide with the Republican convention. At least the first day of the convention has been shortened to 2 hours as a result. This will give the convention goers time to visit the Larry Craig stall nearby.
Actually, Palen was not Miss Alaska -- she was Miss first-runner-up. "If for any reason, Miss Alaska is unable to fulfill her obligations as Miss Alaska, she would be called on to replace her." Hm. Kind of looks or sounds like the same thing is going on here.
In the law books, a hurricane is an "Act of God," so Gustav will shorten the Republican air time. Go Mahler!
Laura Bush and Cindy McCain will speak. For those of you on the list, I'm attaching a speech that would have been heard but was cancelled, the invocation.
Can you be a war hero if you bomb children?
Enough
A short while ago, a right-wing fundamentalist preacher prayed to God for rain at Obama's speech. Well, as usual, God got it a bit off, and sent it to New Orleans to coincide with the Republican convention. At least the first day of the convention has been shortened to 2 hours as a result. This will give the convention goers time to visit the Larry Craig stall nearby.
Actually, Palen was not Miss Alaska -- she was Miss first-runner-up. "If for any reason, Miss Alaska is unable to fulfill her obligations as Miss Alaska, she would be called on to replace her." Hm. Kind of looks or sounds like the same thing is going on here.
In the law books, a hurricane is an "Act of God," so Gustav will shorten the Republican air time. Go Mahler!
Laura Bush and Cindy McCain will speak. For those of you on the list, I'm attaching a speech that would have been heard but was cancelled, the invocation.
Can you be a war hero if you bomb children?
Enough
