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THE ABSURD TIMES
"I broke God's Law, and you are the consequence"
Governor Mark Sanford of South Caroline held a press conference to admit to fucking out of wedlock in Argentina. The fuckette, Maria, did not comment.
"I broke God's law and this press conference is the consequence," the Governor said.
He also resigned and Chair of the Republican Governors.
"At least he didn't pay a professional," one Republican defender said.
"I feel for him," Sarah Palin said.
"He deserves one more chance," Mrs. Sanford said.
The governor said that he spend the five days he was absent crying in Argentina with Maria. "Don't Cry for me Argentina" has been mentioned countless times.
He apparantly drank a great deal of water on the plane trip back.
Many of his staff though he was hiking on the Appalacian Trail during naked
hickers day on Fathers Day, but Father's day came on Sunday, not Friday.
hickers day on Fathers Day, but Father's day came on Sunday, not Friday.
The most astute observation came from a Political Science Professor who requests to remain anonymous: "Who cares?"
Below is an exerpt for one of his e-mails, published under the "fair-use" provisions of applicable copyright laws:
"I could digress and say that you have the ability to give magnificent gentle kisses, or that I love your tan lines or that I love the curve of your hips, the erotic beauty of you holding yourself (or two magnificent parts of yourself) in the faded glow of the night's light -- but hey, that would be going into sexual details ..."
