THE ABSURD TIMES
This song is flooding the internet, FM stations in major cities, has gone Uranium. It sums up all the the Absurd Times has been telling you during all the economic issues so, if you missed those, or found them boring, this will do as well. It is being sung in Blues Clubs, Coffee Houses, Jazz Joints, Rock Concerts, and Rap Festivals. I managed to obtain the lyrics through permission of the author, provided I didn't mention his name in this publication. Here they are, and use you own tune:
crazed and im gonna let ya know...
(chorus)
Crazed as any body
Crazed as anyone can be
Crazed - I tell ya
Crazed as anybody can be
Crazed little darlin'
kill you and yo' family
Now i was on the northeast side
of kansas city ya know
now i was on the northeast side
of kc don't we know
got a pocket full of greenbacks
in this economy
If i can't count on you
i'll try the FDIC - Oh lord now
(chorus)
people got there jack in hock
blame it on Barack
everybody wanna hush
when we know it was george bush
that's lower case on purpose!
(chorus)
i used to be a big fan
thought i was a big man
checked my accounts
saw it was a bounce
but now i know it was because
i listened to Allen Greenspanyep
(chorus)
wall street hedge fund folk
flying out of their window
now if the working man had an office that high
you know! that tha' sewer run dry!
(chorus)
The End.