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Some of these are outright hilarious!
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#ThingsYouWontHearAtTheBroncosPressConference "Tim Tebow has earned the right to come into camp as our starting Quarterback." #NOTSC 1. RT @SportsRoast: BREAKING: Pro-Tebow Denver fans buy #18 jerseys, use "SEYTON" as name. @ShannonSharpe Tebow told me to tell all y'all bronco fans u use to be my homey n now u don't know me! He brought y'all back like Lazarus!
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Skip Bayless Join the movement. T-shirts going out to select viewers soon. Help force Elway to trade Tebow. Please retweet: #FreeTebow
Mike Monteiro And Tebow looked upon Bruce’s gold lamé short shorts and said give those back to Caesar. And Caesar smiled because he was into that stuff.
opie radio It's official - Peyton Manning becomes a Bronco and Tim Tebow becomes an atheist
ProFootballTalk Tim Tebow tells friends he's not surprised, hopes to play in Florida http://wp.me/p14QSB-1Hfz
Jim Rome If you don't bring Tebow in as your #1, how can you bring him in as a backup? Your #2 needs to know your offense, not need HIS own offense.
Tebow gathered his followers at The Lookout and said do you see the holes in my hand? And the apostle Bruce replied no, but I’ll pretend.
Clay Travis How short lived can NFL glory be? Just 73 days ago Tim Tebow beat the Steelers in overtime.
Bonnie Bernstein Oh, my... RT @darrenrovell: Hilarious Manning/Tebow cartoon drawn by @DrewLitton http://say.ly/ghu1BDY
SportsCenter "I think the Broncos have to keep Tim Tebow..." -- Steelers Ike Taylor (@Ike_SwagginU) on SC set with @SageSteele http://pic.twitter.com/oOKsIOH2
And behold when the equipment manager approached Tebow’s locker he found the door open wide. And it was empty. And Tebow’s cup was gone.
Ralph Vacchiano Now ESPN says the 49ers are a "team to watch" in the Tim Tebow stakes. All that's left is to actually put the "Kick Me" sign on Alex Smith.
Matt Maiocco RT @AdamSchefter Three teams to monitor as trade talks for Tim Tebow pick up: Jacksonville, G.B., San Francisco. > 49ers: "Alex, your move."
The Iron Sheik Tim Tebow is big time goozoo
Caleb Campbell I do not know of too many people out there than can handle the criticism like Tebow does. Much respect, sir.
KT Tatara Tim Tebow is going to have to get traded to make room on the roster for Peyton Manning's forehead.
The Bill Walton Trip Despite the Jaguars interest in Tim Tebow, playing there is not an option. Tebow has stated that he wants to play in the NFL next season.
mike freeman If Peyton Manning had any guts, he'd come to the press conference wearing a Tebow jersey.
Jason La Canfora Broncos announce a press conference for 1pm local time. Hello Peyton! Good-bye, Tebow
A few teams I'm keeping an eye on in the Tebow chase (which may not net Denver more than a 5th round pick): MIA, JAX, BUF, NE
Les Bowen Tebow backing up Vick this season is a horrible idea. There is enough racially charged nonsense floating around the QB situation already.
Tania Ganguli Adam Schefter says on ESPN the Broncos have already fielded calls about Tebow and they would like to get the trade done quickly.
Hill & Schlereth 
Antonio Brown Crazy how Tim Tebow was Denver savior and their future! 60 days later he is their past?! What yall think ?!
Tyler Durden Blah blah relationships blah blah Tim Tebow blah blah Peyton Manning blah blah sundresses and titties blah blah bacon and funnel cakes blah
The Washington Post Tebow may be a great guy, but it isn't enough in the #NFL http://wapo.st/GCKEGz
John Fugelsang I'm here to represent the heterosexual men who don't care about Tebow, Elway or NFL trades. Ladies call us 'unicorns.'
Aaron Nagler Graham Harrell is a better quarterback than Tim Tebow. Yes, you read that right. RT @ThePackerFan: Tebow would be a solid backup over Graham
Jay Onrait My L.A. to Toronto flight is making a quick stop in Denver. Turns out I've been asked to escort Tim Tebow to Canada to begin his CFL career.
J. Carter Tebow mania came and went just as fast as Kim Kardashian marriage...OK Im sorry, Tebow mania was longer LOL!
For the record, I'm not kidding about GB being a good landing spot for Tebow. He'd be the #3, inactive on gamedays, learning from Clements.
Green Bay floated as a Tim Tebow destination http://wp.me/p14QSB-1HeE
Fox News Politics Condi Rice: John Elway is a good Stanford man, we'll leave it to him to make a good decision about Tim Tebow.
Mark Wilson Wherever Tim Tebow goes, he will help that team win too. He will find a way to win no matter how many times those in charge knock him down.
TimTebowFanClub I don't know what my future holds, but I know who holds my future- Tim Tebow #TebowTuesday
Paulie Pabst Career in better shape...Tebow or Lin...that's next..this is First Take.
Wild that Elway figured a way to move on from Tebow that the fans will embrace.
USA TODAY Top News What is Tim Tebow worth? Not much, says ex-GM: http://usat.ly/GClf17
Piers Morgan 
FOX Sports Tebow trade market looks to be uncertain http://on-msn.com/GALzVO
Burnett's Tim Tebow prayed for the Broncos to win a SuperBowl, so they're trading him away and signing Peyton Manning
Dude Perfect The Cowboys should trade for #Tebow. Then Dallas could use Romo for the first 55 minutes of the game, and Tim for the last 5. Championship!
Not Aaron Rodgers That really annoying high pitched scream you keep hearing is Skip Bayless crying into his Tebow pillowcase.
George Richards To my dear Cleveland Browns: I've been looking to move on for some time now. Get Tim Tebow and I'm changing the locks. Just so you know.
Melisa Vivanco Tim Tebow es el Justin Bieber del fútbol americano: @espnsutcliffe Jajajajajajaja xD
Troy Renck, Rockies And have Tebow as lefty specialist in pen RT @joeguese can we start a campaign to get Peyton to throw out first pitch for the home opener?
Troy Aikman Another team RT @imalovelyman: Where do u figure Tebow will fit in the Broncos' plans w Peyton taking his starting job? FB? RB? TE?
KimJongNumberUn 
Sherman Alexie Maybe Peyton Manning is signing with Denver because he wants his broken neck to be faith-healed by Tim Tebow.
Serena Williams What happens to Tim Tebow???
Uche Nwaneri Look folks dont ask me if we are getting #Tebow How about we support @BlaineGabbert he is and will be the #Jags QB this season and beyond
The Sklar Brothers Manning 2 Denver. Feel like the Nuggets have 2 pick up Jeremy Lin 2 balance out the lack of religious Mania once Tebow leaves town.
Total Frat Move Eli's brother making Tebow re-pledge. #TFM
Slate Why Denver's decision to dump Tebow for Manning was perfectly logical, yet still kind of surprising: http://slate.me/GzqYUj
Paula Poundstone God is trading Tebow?
Sports Douches ALERT: @RealSkipBayless is in danger of breaking the Guy Code. 9 tweets in a row about another man (Tebow). 1 more & he is out of compliance
I'd love to see Tim Tebow as the starting QB for the San Francisco 49ers, coached by a former "gamer" QB w/ great intangibles, Harbaugh.
McGahee says Broncos lacked "a general" in tough situations last year? What a turncoat after Tebow helped turn around his career at 30.
My fear: Elway says "can't get enough" for Tebow, keeps him as insurance for iffy Peyton & b/c fears what he might do elsewhere. #FreeTebow
NFL Network W/the latest from Denver, @AlbertBreer breaks down the next steps for Manning in Denver & where Tebow could end up: http://www.nfl.com/videos/nfl-network-total-access/09000d5d827b5dde/Manning-chooses-Broncos?campaign=twitter_nfln_ta
NOT SportsCenter 
FUNNY PICS RIP Tebow... http://twitpic.com/8yotcd
Adam Proteau If Tim Tebow played for the Leafs, he'd be an atheist by the end of one season.
Peyton's Head Fullback? RT @nfl: Peyton to Denver. Tebow to ______.
Lee Zurik She thinks Tebow is a good NFL QB. Funny. RT @newscarolyn: .@LeeZurik told me I needed to take off my #Gator glasses.
NFL Peyton to Denver. Tebow to ______. http://fb.me/1tt7791Fi
DeionSanders 
someecards Today's 14 sports tweets that we wouldn't trade for either Tebow or Manning. http://funni.ly/zvJuNu
Andrew Malcolm Fallon: So Denver will trade Tim Tebow aftr 1 yr as a starter. Even Kim Kardashian was like ‘Come on, who dumps a pro athlete that quickly?’
Jay Feely Thats pretty funny RT @garyrowe21: Tim Tebow prayed the Broncos would be better next year...Not sure this is what he had in mind... "
Pete Prisco Best thing for Miami getting Garrard, no Tebow. He makes Garrard look like Dan Marino
Broncos fans turning Tebow jerseys into Manning jerseys. Like turning water into wine.
darren rovell Broncos fans have begun the process: Turning Tebow jerseys into Manning jerseys (via @Rebelmonster81) http://twitpic.com/8yofbs
Grant Gustin The Broncos, huh? (Sorry Tebow..) #awkward
Hey, what about Tim Tebow? http://bit.ly/wUqJjn
Nate Silver BREAKING: Tim Tebow leads Toronto Argonauts to third consecutive Grey Cup. #tweetsfromthefuture
Philadelphia Eagles Bleed Green >> Tim Tebow to Eagles? ‘No chance,’ sources say http://buzztap.com/-ixecFI
Shooter McGavin BREAKING: Peyton calls Tebow: "You know that locker of yours?" Tim: "Yeah?" Peyton: "I think I'm turning that into my trophy spot." *click*
Tebow's Goon ya'll seriously want us to get Tebow? #SignHimToTheDolphins ? REALLY! Them Miami strippers will turn him out in 2 weeks.#JesusWho?
Woody Paige Here's a new column: Paige: Say goodbye to Tim Tebow after Peyton Manning arrives with Broncos http://bit.ly/GzCXUC
Peyton Manning picks Denver Broncos; Tim Tebow status cloudy http://usat.ly/GzwTKu
Now now. @adamrank will help u get some use from that Tebow jersey: http://www.nfl.com/news/story/09000d5d827b3f7d/article/tebows-broncos-jersey-will-be-outdated-but-still-useful?campaign=Twitter_writer RT @Robdarockstar: @nfl what about the tebow gear?
Tony Grossi “@sabettzki2: i threw up in my mouth a little reading @TonyGrossi's article saying the browns should go after tebow//not what story said.
Clark Judge According to ESPN's Merril Hoge, Tim Tebow "can't execute a pro-style system" Then how did he execute Hoge's Steelers in playoffs?
YR Tebow who?-Broncos fans (Incredible......)
.@SI_PeterKing checked in w/ @richeisen earlier & gave his thoughts on Manning to Denver + Tebow's future: http://www.nfl.com/videos/nfl-network-total-access/09000d5d827b52bb/Peter-King-on-Manning-to-Denver-Tebow-s-future?campaign=twitter_nfln_ta
Wil Nettleton I wonder if the Broncos are going to tell Tim Tebow that they just really need to focus on their relationship with God right now.
The Final Edition Tim Tebow Suddenly Regrets Healing Peyton Manning's Neck
The Fake ESPN While Tebow will take prayerful consideration into his decision, it's still more likely that he'll rush into it than throw a hail mary.
Alphonso Smith Everyone has a opinion about the Tebow situation, but all of them are so negative! He only took his team to the playoffs and beat PIT..
Lesean McCoy 
BestAt: The Best @'s RT @PimpBillClinton: Does getting screwed by Peyton Manning count as losing your virginity, Tebow?
DJ CHOSE broncos crash dummy. (ima manning supporter but tebow da future)
Marcus Gilbert Question for my Gator/Tebow Fans! Will you still be a Denver Broncos fan or follow any NFL team that Tim be on?
Yea rightRT @SnowNerdy: Now that Vince is gone the Eagles need a backup #Tebow @Eagles @CutonDime25 @MikeVick @DeseanJackson10
Stay Positive Tebow will only work harder now. Haters=Motivators.
Zack Jerome Tebow and Jeremy Lin should be on new ESPN reality show called "Sorry We Hyped You Up and Dropped You" hosted by Dog the Bounty Hunter.
Merill Hoge kicks Tim Tebow while he's down: "He has no clue" http://wp.me/p14QSB-1Hbw
Matt Hinton re: Tebow, since some of you asked, here are 1st-round QBs since 1992 arranged by starts w/ the team that drafted them. http://twitpic.com/8ymq6a/full
TMZ If you missed it... Report: Peyton Manning picks the Broncos... Tim Tebow to be TRADED http://tmz.me/FRrUVA
Jason Smith Should we put Peyton Manning on the same team with Tim Tebow in an NFL 'Hunger Games?' They could be from District 18.
Marc Methot Tebow prayed for a Super Bowl this upcoming season... His prayers have been answered... #Manning
Aaron Brockett Tim Tebow prayed the Broncos would be better next year & seems like God answered that prayer. Not sure this is what he had in mind though...
NinersNation Wow…46% of fans at @MileHighReport are upset about Manning and would rather stick w/Tebow. Amusing http://www.milehighreport.com/2012/3/19/2868912/peyton-manning-signs-with-the-denver-broncos-Tim-Tebow?ref=yahoo
Denver Sports Nut Isn't how Tebow has handled this - and everything else - proof that he is A. all that is right in sports and B. why this is sad day
Broncos LB @Millerlite40: "I'm hoping someway, somehow, we can keep Tim now & have him learn under Peyton" http://www.nfl.com/videos/nfl-network-total-access/09000d5d827b47f1/Von-Miller-Tebow-Manning-can-co-exist?campaign=twitter_nfln_ta
RT if you think Tim Tebow will be taking his virginity to South Beach.
Lindsay Jones Bronco fans like Manning acquisition, want Tebow too (VIDEO) http://dpo.st/FQw7Zl #broncos
Marv Albert Tim Tebow confused by Peyton Manning's long distance hand offs strategy, or as Peyton refers to them, "passes."
Judy Battista Uh-oh. RT @taniaganguli: Caller said he hopes #Jaguars will at least consider Tebow if he becomes available. Khan: "I share your sentiment."
Esquire Magazine The End of Tebow — why @TimTebow should probably never start again, by Gary Andrew Poole (@orangerose): http://ow.ly/9KESm #briefreads
Brian McGill Best Tebow joke so far... "Tim Tebow prayed the Broncos would be better next year, not sure this is what he had in mind"
Everything Georgia People from Georgia should NOT be fans on Tim Tebow.
The Miz Who cares about Peyton Manning and Tim Tebow. What everyone wants to know is where is Curtis Painter going.
JT The Brick 
The Fake CNN Sports: Tebow chose God, but God chooses Peyton Manning.
Na'im Lynn Nike should give Tebow a sandal deal
Chad Ochocinco Huh? Where the F is your school district? What level.....? RT @miguelon53: @ochocinco hope you get treaded to the team tebow will be treaded
ryan clark So is it a guarantee that Tebow won't be a Bronco this year? Haven't watched TV.
Doug Gottlieb really clever“@garyrowe21: Tim Tebow prayed the Broncos would be better next year... Not sure this is what he had in mind... @GottliebShow”
Deiondra Sanders Peyton goes to Denver?? #HOP What about Tim Tebow ??
Damien Woody This John Elway slander is almost comical.....ppl out here really think Tim Tebow is a good QB?!?!
Joe Buck If Elway wasn't into Tebow at QB for the Broncos, he got out of the situation the best way possible. Denver fans have a HOF QB again
