Tuesday, March 20, 2012

Jesus Looses staarting Position

Some of these are outright hilarious!




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And Tebow looked upon Bruce’s gold lamé short shorts and said give those back to Caesar. And Caesar smiled because he was into that stuff.
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It's official - Peyton Manning becomes a Bronco and Tim Tebow becomes an atheist
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Tim Tebow tells friends he's not surprised, hopes to play in Florida
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If you don't bring Tebow in as your #1, how can you bring him in as a backup? Your #2 needs to know your offense, not need HIS own offense.
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Tebow gathered his followers at The Lookout and said do you see the holes in my hand? And the apostle Bruce replied no, but I’ll pretend.
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How short lived can NFL glory be? Just 73 days ago Tim Tebow beat the Steelers in overtime.
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Oh, my... RT : Hilarious Manning/Tebow cartoon drawn by
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"I think the Broncos have to keep Tim Tebow..." -- Steelers Ike Taylor () on SC set with
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And behold when the equipment manager approached Tebow’s locker he found the door open wide. And it was empty. And Tebow’s cup was gone.
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Now ESPN says the 49ers are a "team to watch" in the Tim Tebow stakes. All that's left is to actually put the "Kick Me" sign on Alex Smith.
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RT Three teams to monitor as trade talks for Tim Tebow pick up: Jacksonville, G.B., San Francisco. > 49ers: "Alex, your move."
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Tim Tebow is big time goozoo
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I do not know of too many people out there than can handle the criticism like Tebow does. Much respect, sir.
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Tim Tebow is going to have to get traded to make room on the roster for Peyton Manning's forehead.
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Despite the Jaguars interest in Tim Tebow, playing there is not an option. Tebow has stated that he wants to play in the NFL next season.
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If Peyton Manning had any guts, he'd come to the press conference wearing a Tebow jersey.
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Broncos announce a press conference for 1pm local time. Hello Peyton! Good-bye, Tebow
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A few teams I'm keeping an eye on in the Tebow chase (which may not net Denver more than a 5th round pick): MIA, JAX, BUF, NE
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Tebow backing up Vick this season is a horrible idea. There is enough racially charged nonsense floating around the QB situation already.
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Adam Schefter says on ESPN the Broncos have already fielded calls about Tebow and they would like to get the trade done quickly.
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"Tim Tebow has earned the right to come into camp as our starting Quarterback."
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Crazy how Tim Tebow was Denver savior and their future! 60 days later he is their past?! What yall think ?!
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Blah blah relationships blah blah Tim Tebow blah blah Peyton Manning blah blah sundresses and titties blah blah bacon and funnel cakes blah
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Tebow may be a great guy, but it isn't enough in the
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I'm here to represent the heterosexual men who don't care about Tebow, Elway or NFL trades. Ladies call us 'unicorns.'
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Graham Harrell is a better quarterback than Tim Tebow. Yes, you read that right. RT : Tebow would be a solid backup over Graham
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My L.A. to Toronto flight is making a quick stop in Denver. Turns out I've been asked to escort Tim Tebow to Canada to begin his CFL career.
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Tebow mania came and went just as fast as Kim Kardashian marriage...OK Im sorry, Tebow mania was longer LOL!
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For the record, I'm not kidding about GB being a good landing spot for Tebow. He'd be the #3, inactive on gamedays, learning from Clements.
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Green Bay floated as a Tim Tebow destination
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Condi Rice: John Elway is a good Stanford man, we'll leave it to him to make a good decision about Tim Tebow.
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Wherever Tim Tebow goes, he will help that team win too. He will find a way to win no matter how many times those in charge knock him down.
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I don't know what my future holds, but I know who holds my future- Tim Tebow
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Career in better shape...Tebow or Lin...that's next..this is First Take.
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Wild that Elway figured a way to move on from Tebow that the fans will embrace.
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What is Tim Tebow worth? Not much, says ex-GM:
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Why would an NFL team trade a brilliant, improving 24yr old QB for an ageing, deteriorating 35yr old ? Weird.
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Tebow trade market looks to be uncertain
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Tim Tebow prayed for the Broncos to win a SuperBowl, so they're trading him away and signing Peyton Manning
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The Cowboys should trade for . Then Dallas could use Romo for the first 55 minutes of the game, and Tim for the last 5. Championship!
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That really annoying high pitched scream you keep hearing is Skip Bayless crying into his Tebow pillowcase.
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To my dear Cleveland Browns: I've been looking to move on for some time now. Get Tim Tebow and I'm changing the locks. Just so you know.
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Tim Tebow es el Justin Bieber del fútbol americano: Jajajajajajaja xD
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And have Tebow as lefty specialist in pen RT can we start a campaign to get Peyton to throw out first pitch for the home opener?
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Another team RT : Where do u figure Tebow will fit in the Broncos' plans w Peyton taking his starting job? FB? RB? TE?
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Q: What's the difference between N Korea & Tim Tebow? A: With Tebow you never have to worry about a bomb.
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Maybe Peyton Manning is signing with Denver because he wants his broken neck to be faith-healed by Tim Tebow.
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What happens to Tim Tebow???
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Look folks dont ask me if we are getting How about we support he is and will be the QB this season and beyond
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Manning 2 Denver. Feel like the Nuggets have 2 pick up Jeremy Lin 2 balance out the lack of religious Mania once Tebow leaves town.
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Eli's brother making Tebow re-pledge.
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Why Denver's decision to dump Tebow for Manning was perfectly logical, yet still kind of surprising:
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God is trading Tebow?
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ALERT: is in danger of breaking the Guy Code. 9 tweets in a row about another man (Tebow). 1 more & he is out of compliance
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I'd love to see Tim Tebow as the starting QB for the San Francisco 49ers, coached by a former "gamer" QB w/ great intangibles, Harbaugh.
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McGahee says Broncos lacked "a general" in tough situations last year? What a turncoat after Tebow helped turn around his career at 30.
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RT An Open Letter to Tim Tebow via
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My fear: Elway says "can't get enough" for Tebow, keeps him as insurance for iffy Peyton & b/c fears what he might do elsewhere.
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W/the latest from Denver, breaks down the next steps for Manning in Denver & where Tebow could end up:
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1. RT : BREAKING: Pro-Tebow Denver fans buy #18 jerseys, use "SEYTON" as name.
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RIP Tebow...
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If Tim Tebow played for the Leafs, he'd be an atheist by the end of one season.
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Fullback? RT : Peyton to Denver. Tebow to ______.
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She thinks Tebow is a good NFL QB. Funny. RT : . told me I needed to take off my glasses.
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Peyton to Denver. Tebow to ______.
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Tebow told me to tell all y'all bronco fans u use to be my homey n now u don't know me! He brought y'all back like Lazarus!
In reply to shannon sharpe
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Today's 14 sports tweets that we wouldn't trade for either Tebow or Manning.
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Fallon: So Denver will trade Tim Tebow aftr 1 yr as a starter. Even Kim Kardashian was like ‘Come on, who dumps a pro athlete that quickly?’
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Thats pretty funny RT : Tim Tebow prayed the Broncos would be better next year...Not sure this is what he had in mind... "
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Best thing for Miami getting Garrard, no Tebow. He makes Garrard look like Dan Marino
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Broncos fans turning Tebow jerseys into Manning jerseys. Like turning water into wine.
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Broncos fans have begun the process: Turning Tebow jerseys into Manning jerseys (via )
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The Broncos, huh? (Sorry Tebow..)
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Hey, what about Tim Tebow?
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BREAKING: Tim Tebow leads Toronto Argonauts to third consecutive Grey Cup.
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Bleed Green >> Tim Tebow to Eagles? ‘No chance,’ sources say
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BREAKING: Peyton calls Tebow: "You know that locker of yours?" Tim: "Yeah?" Peyton: "I think I'm turning that into my trophy spot." *click*
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ya'll seriously want us to get Tebow? ? REALLY! Them Miami strippers will turn him out in 2 weeks.?
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Here's a new column: Paige: Say goodbye to Tim Tebow after Peyton Manning arrives with Broncos
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Peyton Manning picks Denver Broncos; Tim Tebow status cloudy
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Now now. will help u get some use from that Tebow jersey: RT : what about the tebow gear?
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“: i threw up in my mouth a little reading 's article saying the browns should go after tebow//not what story said.
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According to ESPN's Merril Hoge, Tim Tebow "can't execute a pro-style system" Then how did he execute Hoge's Steelers in playoffs?
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Tebow who?-Broncos fans (Incredible......)
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. checked in w/ earlier & gave his thoughts on Manning to Denver + Tebow's future:
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I wonder if the Broncos are going to tell Tim Tebow that they just really need to focus on their relationship with God right now.
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Tim Tebow Suddenly Regrets Healing Peyton Manning's Neck
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While Tebow will take prayerful consideration into his decision, it's still more likely that he'll rush into it than throw a hail mary.
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Everyone has a opinion about the Tebow situation, but all of them are so negative! He only took his team to the playoffs and beat PIT..
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4 what??? Get realRT : we want
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RT : Does getting screwed by Peyton Manning count as losing your virginity, Tebow?
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broncos crash dummy. (ima manning supporter but tebow da future)
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Question for my Gator/Tebow Fans! Will you still be a Denver Broncos fan or follow any NFL team that Tim be on?
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Yea rightRT : Now that Vince is gone the Eagles need a backup
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Tebow will only work harder now. Haters=Motivators.
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Tebow and Jeremy Lin should be on new ESPN reality show called "Sorry We Hyped You Up and Dropped You" hosted by Dog the Bounty Hunter.
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Merill Hoge kicks Tim Tebow while he's down: "He has no clue"
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re: Tebow, since some of you asked, here are 1st-round QBs since 1992 arranged by starts w/ the team that drafted them.
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If you missed it... Report: Peyton Manning picks the Broncos... Tim Tebow to be TRADED
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Should we put Peyton Manning on the same team with Tim Tebow in an NFL 'Hunger Games?' They could be from District 18.
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Tebow prayed for a Super Bowl this upcoming season... His prayers have been answered...
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Tim Tebow prayed the Broncos would be better next year & seems like God answered that prayer. Not sure this is what he had in mind though...
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Wow…46% of fans at are upset about Manning and would rather stick w/Tebow. Amusing
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Isn't how Tebow has handled this - and everything else - proof that he is A. all that is right in sports and B. why this is sad day
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Broncos LB : "I'm hoping someway, somehow, we can keep Tim now & have him learn under Peyton"
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RT if you think Tim Tebow will be taking his virginity to South Beach.
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Bronco fans like Manning acquisition, want Tebow too (VIDEO)
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Tim Tebow confused by Peyton Manning's long distance hand offs strategy, or as Peyton refers to them, "passes."
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Uh-oh. RT : Caller said he hopes will at least consider Tebow if he becomes available. Khan: "I share your sentiment."
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The End of Tebow — why should probably never start again, by Gary Andrew Poole ():
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Best Tebow joke so far... "Tim Tebow prayed the Broncos would be better next year, not sure this is what he had in mind"
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People from Georgia should NOT be fans on Tim Tebow.
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Who cares about Peyton Manning and Tim Tebow. What everyone wants to know is where is Curtis Painter going.
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is the obvious choice for . He won as a starter and went to the playoffs and beat Steelers. Jax can't do any better.
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Sports: Tebow chose God, but God chooses Peyton Manning.
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Nike should give Tebow a sandal deal
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Huh? Where the F is your school district? What level.....? RT : hope you get treaded to the team tebow will be treaded
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So is it a guarantee that Tebow won't be a Bronco this year? Haven't watched TV.
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really clever“: Tim Tebow prayed the Broncos would be better next year... Not sure this is what he had in mind... ”
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Peyton goes to Denver?? What about Tim Tebow ??
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This John Elway slander is almost comical.....ppl out here really think Tim Tebow is a good QB?!?!
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If Elway wasn't into Tebow at QB for the Broncos, he got out of the situation the best way possible. Denver fans have a HOF QB again
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