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Friday, June 15, 2018

Yemen, God, and Orange



THE ABSURD TIMES



Illustration:  Our work in Yemen.  Brits helped.

Here I was, quietly thinking about a piece on Yemen, when I got a frantic call, a conference call, from England (Kent) and Berlin.  It was all in English, of course, as almost all Germans who can speak and write English and more fluent than I am in Germany.  In fact, I imagine my own German is more understandable to a 19th Century German philosopher or early 20th Century poet than anyone else.  I imagine I sound much like one of those Brits who visited Germany in Thomas Mann's Masterpiece Dr. Faustus and was mimicked by one of Adrian's friends.

Anyway, the call was frantic and somehow came across as a mixture of depression and anger, asking about tariffs, who was Dennis Rodman, are all Republicans insane, and so on, although I have cleaned up the language a bit.  So I tried to explain, reminding them that my own views were somewhat morbid as well.  Still, not everyone here gets Dennis Rodman.  He was not one of the greats, but he was richly appreciated by the fans of any team he played for, and hated by the rest.  This show he had some good qualities.  

What happened was this: Trump insulted Canada and Trudeau remarked back that Canadians were polite and reasonable, but would not be pushed around.  I played a bit of hockey (left-wing) and can verify this.  Right afterwards, Trump's economics advisor was on network television accusing him of stabbing Trump in the back, went apoplectic, and eventually was hospitalized with a "minor" heart attack.  This was before his fixer Cohen let slip that he was going to "spill the beans".  The German had a bit of trouble with that, but I explained the colloquialism. 

Bob Corker, a Republican who quit, started ranting about the cult of Trump, but I personally think this insults Bob Jones and David Koresh.  The so-called "branch Davidians, btw, had only 2 guns per person whereas the state of Texas averages four.  It seems that Trump's approval rating in the Republican party in around 90 %.  At least, that is among those who admit to being Republicans.

During the negotiations over Korea, Kim was seen parading down the streets of Singapore enjoying himself, but The Orange man was nowhere to be seen.

Meanwhile, the United States seems to be on fire, especially in Durango (which anyone with a background is old westerns will remember as an epicenter of anything vile) Utah, Nevada, Las Vegas, and parts of California.  California seems to have had enough of this and voted to divide itself into three states, north, south, and east. 

At the same time, at the order of Jeff Sessions, children are even being ripped from their mothers while being breast-fed down on the border.   MAKE AMERICAN GREAT AGAIN!. 

The crys on the phone were weird: "Gott in Himmel, der Schwein!" and "Bloody Beastlike," and so on.  I tried to explain, but realized that there was no explanation other than stupidity.  Sure, I could talk about the Foreign Minister who is also Orange and gives Oxford much to explain, but such things seemed to trifle compared to how we sounded. 

So I said "How about Yemen?"

That really cut it.  I can't remember all they said, but they were not compliments to our electorate.  Even the mention of Lafarge or whatever seemed weak ammunition.  Even the 51% turnover rate in the White House and the fact that they have to throw a job fair to recruit people to work at the White house just seemed to prove their points. 

        Beware of false prophets. Which come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are wolves.  Matthew vii, 15.

So, I again started on Yemen when I got a call from a catholic friend of mine screaming "Did you hear Jeff Sessions quoting the fucking Bible for God's sake?"
        For whose sake?
        "You know what I mean and then Sarah Sanders continues with it?  Hell, I hate these buggers!" And then he slammed down the phone. 
        Well, I put up the quotation from Matthew just for context's sake, and for, damn it, I'm going to get on with Yemen.  (BTW: The quote he used was a favorate of slave owners on the old south.)

        It has been awhile since we taked about Yemen as Palestine is much more serious and helpless.  AIPAC has this county's political system by the balls and it won't ever let go.  Even mentioning BDS is now illegal in some states.  But anyway, here is the systematic starvation and intentional disease of Yemen (which Obama one called his "model" for dealing with terrorism) that Trump is intensifying because the Saudi's have lots of money:

In Yemen, a coalition led by Saudi Arabia and the United Arab Emirates has launched an all-out offensive against the key port city of Hodeidah. The offensive is expected to be the biggest battle in the ongoing 3-year war between the U.S.-backed, Saudi-led coalition and Houthi rebels. The war has already killed 15,000 civilians, sparked the world's worst cholera epidemic and pushed the country to the brink of famine. Humanitarian organizations have warned the offensive could be a catastrophe for a quarter of a million civilians living in the port city, and for the rest of the Yemen, which is highly dependent on aid that travels through this port. For more, we speak with Congressmember Ro Khanna in Washington, D.C. He recently co-authored a bipartisan letter calling for Defense Secretary James Mattis to help prevent an attack on Hodeidah.



Transcript
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AMY GOODMAN: We begin today's show in Yemen, where a coalition led by Saudi Arabia and the United Arab Emirates has launched an all-out offensive against the key port city of Hodeidah. The offensive is expected to be the biggest battle in the ongoing 3-year war between the U.S.-backed, Saudi-led coalition and Houthi rebels. The war has already killed 15,000 civilians, sparked the world's worst cholera epidemic and pushed the country to the brink of famine. Humanitarian groups have warned the offensive could be a catastrophe for a quarter of a million civilians living in Hodeidah, and for the rest of the Yemen, which is highly dependent on aid that travels through the port. The World Health Organization estimates 8.4 million people in Yemen already face pre-famine conditions. The offensive comes just days after the U.S.-backed, Saudi-led coalition bombed a new Doctors Without Borders cholera clinic in Yemen's northwest Abs region.
On Tuesday, I spoke with Democratic Congressmember Ro Khanna. He represents Silicon Valley in California. He recently co-authored a bipartisan letter calling for Defense Secretary James Mattis to help prevent an attack on Hodeidah. I asked Congressman Khanna to lay out his concerns.
REP. RO KHANNA: It would just be a catastrophe of civilian casualties. An attack on Hodeidah would mean thousands and thousands of women and children and civilians would die. Second, the port of Hodeidah is the only place right now, for practical purposes, that food and medicine can get into Yemeni civilians. So, this is—one would think it just should be common sense that the United States and the international community would be doing everything in our power to keep that port open. In the past, even Ambassador Nikki Haley has talked about the importance of that port for civilians. And it would be really a dereliction of our own values to not do everything in our power to stop that attack, and do everything in our power to stop refueling the Saudis from their bombing campaign in Yemen.
AMY GOODMAN: What do you know about this Doctors Without Borders cholera clinic that the Saudi regime just bombed? They said they gave their coordinates to the Saudis. We have heard this so many times before in other places, for example, in Afghanistan.
REP. RO KHANNA: Well, it's really shocking and unconscionable. And this is not the only incident. We've had reports over the last year, year and a half, about the Saudis indiscriminately bombing civilian sites, bombing relief workers. And that's not something that the United States should in any way participate in. Our refueling of the Saudi planes is something the Saudis desperately rely on. We started doing that as a sop to Saudi Arabia when we did the Iran deal. We thought, "OK, we're going to do this Iran, and the Saudis are insistent on this. So, let's provide some assistance." It was a mistake. I don't think anyone would have anticipated the level of humanitarian catastrophe in Yemen.
It's important to understand that this is not a counterterrorism operation in Yemen against al-Qaeda. This is an active interference in the Saudi effort to bomb the Houthis and engage in a civil war. So the United States needs to stop our role in furthering the Saudi effort. And we certainly need to do everything in our power to stop the Saudis from attacking the port of Hodeidah.
AMY GOODMAN: Congressman Khanna, The Wall Street Journal is reporting the Trump administration is weighing a request by the United Arab Emirates to expand the U.S. role in the war in Yemen by providing direct assistance to the impending offensive against the port city of Hodeidah. So you're talking about, oh, Saudi Arabia, United Arab Emirates. These are the countries also that particularly Jared Kushner, President Trump's son-in-law, senior adviser to President Trump, is very close to. What does this direct assistance mean? And how is this happening without congressional approval?
REP. RO KHANNA: Well, there's been, candidly, a lack of transparency by the Trump administration. In the past, when Secretary Mattis has testified to the Armed Services Committee, on which I sit, he has been very clear that our efforts in Yemen are largely limited to counterterrorism operations against al-Qaeda and that he has said that the United States does not have an active role in assisting the Saudis in their fight against the Houthis. But then we are hearing reports that that is not true and that they're considering expanding our aid to the Saudis, not because of counterterrorism interests, but really because of the civil war, which is a proxy war with Iran. And so, that is what prompted several of us to write Secretary Mattis a letter.
At the very least, we need transparency from the administration about our objectives in Yemen. They are relying on the 2001 AUMF, authorization of force, which allows us to go after al-Qaeda or its affiliates anywhere in the world. That was overly broad, but even under that authorization of force, there is no authority to go after the Houthis. And the administration just needs to be far more transparent. And we're going to demand transparent answers from Secretary Mattis and others.
AMY GOODMAN: What about the United Arab Emirates? It's United Arab Emirates and Saudi Arabia. What is the U.S. interests in both of these places?
REP. RO KHANNA: Well, we see them both as allies, candidly, to contain Iran. And this type of balance-of-power politics has gotten us into a lot of problems in the Middle East. And, unfortunately, we're continuing the same type of thinking, saying that we need to ally with countries that may be a check on Iranian expansion. Unfortunately, the administration has continued down that path of thinking, without any authority from the United States Congress. But the first step is to really understand what our involvement and role is in Yemen. The administration has been very coy about admitting that we're actually aiding the Saudis in a proxy civil war, aiding the United Arab Emirates in a proxy war in Yemen against Iran, because they know that has absolutely no authorization under congressional—by Congress.
AMY GOODMAN: And talk more about this, for people who are not familiar with the U.S. role, why the U.S. is at all involved in this on the side of Saudi Arabia. Under Obama, for a period, they were directly assisting. Then, as you pointed out, they put some limitations on that assistance. If you could explain what that was and what caused that, and then how Trump himself is responding? Do you think he has any understanding of what's happening in Yemen, with—I mean, not even to mention the deaths, something like 15,000, but talking about just people afflicted with cholera, the worst situation in the world? Over a million Yemenis are suffering from cholera. The Doctors Without Borders clinic was a cholera clinic.
REP. RO KHANNA: Well, you're right to point out the humanitarian catastrophe. I mean, this is the single worst humanitarian crisis in the world. And, unfortunately, in this case, unlike in Rwanda in the past or in Bosnia, the United States has had a role, because we initially provided aid to the Saudis, and we continue to refuel their planes.
The reason for our aid to the Saudis was as a balance to our supporting Iran with the Iran deal. We were negotiating with Iran to have the Iran deal. The Saudis complained to the Obama administration at the time, saying, "We feel insecure with the normalization of the relationship with Iran." And the administration made a decision that they would provide some assistance to the Saudis, partly to make sure that the Saudis still felt secure in their relationship with the United States. Now, when you talk to most of the former Obama administration officials, they will say that was a mistake, that they could never have fathomed the level of brutality of the Saudi regime in Yemen. They couldn't have fathomed the civilian casualties.
They tried to wind it down. Well, then they realized that the Trump administration was coming in, but it was too late for them to wind down the efforts and the support to the Saudis. And then the Trump administration comes in, and they redouble their support of the Saudis and the United Arab Emirates as a check on Iran. The Trump administration is singularly focused on containing Iran, on supporting allies of ours that may help us box Iran in. And so, the administration has doubled down on aiding the Saudis in this catastrophe and with a huge civilian loss of life.
AMY GOODMAN: Democratic Congressmember Ro Khanna of California. To hear him weighing in on the North Korea-U.S. summit, you can go to democracynow.org.
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Saturday, May 03, 2008

OBAMA CRUSHES HILLARY -- BLOODY DEFEAT




THE ABSURD TIMES







Illustration: From minuteman. I understand the the food required to fill one tank of gas as ethanol is enough to feed a human being for one year. Maybe it's a family. I dunno. However, it is now clear that ethanol is our new weapon on the war on terrorism. We simply starve all the terrorists or people we don't like.

Barak Obama just dealt Hillary Clinton's campaign a devastating blow with its overwhelming 53% to 47% victory in Guam. Clinton's campain had no immediate reaction to the humiliating defeat. Rumor has it that Chealsy Clinton is considering changing her name. Omaba called Hillary's "gas tax holiday" phony and just another typical political Washington business as usual tactic. With his customary humility, Obama did not comment on the defeat that may well "obliterate" Hillary's Presidential chances, thus preventing her from "obliterating" Iran.

The results from the first primary since Pennsylvania, Guam, are in. Of course, you have to realize that each delegated that is elected, eight of them, only gets one half of one vote. Why you ask? Because it is south of the equator, of course. There water goes down the sink in the opposite direction and we don't want to start a trend now, do we? In addition, since these people dress funny, they can't vote in the November election. In fact, they are so far west, way past Hawaii, that they are actually east and we all know about the East.

Before we get to that, however, we should add that Nelson Mandella is on our no-fly list. Lest you wonder how something this absurd could happen, remember that 1) he is a person of color, and 2), he lives south of the equator. Hey, it's as good an explanation as you've gotten elsewhere, isn't it? Here at the Absurd Times, it is our solem duty to find reasons from everything.

Now the economy is the most important issue, as if a 3 trillion dollar war has nothing to do with domestic conditions. Well, McCain came up with the idea of a gas tax holiday. More about that later. Right now, I'm remembering about what was said about "new Europe" and "Old Europe," at the start of the was. By "New Europe," that sort of said "yeah, go ahead," to us on the Iraw occupation was meant the countries technically called "less developed", former Soviet Union members in Eastern Europe.

Things get puzzling. What ever happened to Bird Flu? Now that was a nice time in the past, sitting outside, watching, waiting for birds to sneeze, a neighborhood watch, possible crazed Ostriches running down victims. Those were the days.

Now things are complicated. For example, I heard Home Depot announce 40,000 layoffs last week. This week, our government announced that 20,000 jobs have been lost. Am I missing something? No, of course not, someone is lying.

McCain, then Hillary, said they'd suspend the federal gasoline tax of 18 cents/gallon. That would make a four dollar gallon three dollars and eighty one cents. IF, the oil companies don't turn right around and raise the price by 19 cents. Who trusts the oil companies? It would also cause a loss of about 600,000 more jobs as it pays for repairing our infro-structure. They still haven't settled the millions of dollars in liability caused by lack of maintainance of the bridge in Minnesota.

One of our faithful readers sent me his thoughts on McCain:

Re: [The Absurd Times] Wright and Obama -- With friends like this...

Will it solve the problem? No! but..." I think it would be a nice little
vacation for the American people." Mr Rogers/Clint Eastwood morph.
Solutions: Nationalize the multinational oil companies and behead the
smug SOB CEOs as would be done in China.
Make everyone drive only on battery operated golf carts at 15 MPH. Or
more realistically, make everyone drive only light weight, high milage
cars -so no one need worry about being squashed by an SUV or a semi.
Bumper cars!
Everybody get a horse. And wagon. 40 acres and a mule.

All I can say is it works for me. I think I'd rather have a donkey, however.

So now we do have a primary going on: for the democrats it is either Obama or Clinton, for the Republicans either John McCain or Ron Paul. All the others have dropped out or, more precisely, "suspended" their campains. Ron Paul has published a book subtitled A Manefesto. It is number 1 on Amazon. Still, John McCain is ahead on delegates. The ability to read is not a pre-requisite for voting in a Republican primary.

We also have a "HIT COUNTER" visible. It had been invisible until someone told me how to make it visible. Now, if you visit the site, you can see how many "hits" we have had. (Just click here.) You can see we have been "hit" over 30,000 times. However, in the process, another "Hit Counter" also appeared giving a perfectly absurd number of "hits" bearing no relation to reality. I've decided it leav it there just for the hell of it. (It's the smaller one on top).

Why have they never taken the long-time suggestion that all ballots have the "None of the Above" option on them? I believe that alot of American citizens do not vote because they do not like the choices. Apathy isn't even worth the energy to express.

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Here is an Academic story:
It seems a down home self-made millionaire in Texas had the conversation with the President of a small University. Actually, it doesn't have to be Texas:

M. Howdy there!
President: Why hello, Mr. Clanton, good to see you. What can I do for you.
Clanton: Now I known yew for a long time and gave lots of money to this place and never asked for nuttin, right?
P: That's right, let me know what I can do.
C: Well, Ah wants to be one a them there teachin assistants.
P: I'm very sorry, but for that you need to be a college graduate and be working on an advanced degree, even writing a dissertation.
C: Wow, sure enough I aint got that. How about on of them thar Assistant Professors?
P: Well, for that you have to already have a Ph.D., be publishing, and establishing yourself.
C: Well, sure nuff?
P: I'm afraid so.
C.: Well, how bout one of them Full Professors? They don't do much.
P: I havve to agree with you there, but you need everything for all the previous positions and tenure -- it usually doesn't happen for at least ten years after you get a Ph.D.
C: (Saddened, and shaking his head) Well Ahll be a sun of a bitch!
P: Now your talking. If you wanted to be a Dean, why didn't you say so? You got it.

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