STENCH

THE ABSURD TIMES

 

 

 

Carlin on why they use the median v. the mean.

 Well, microsoft did not cooperate, so you get the above instead.

 

The Stench

 

Some time aqo, we announced that the title of the next edition was to be the stench. About three days later, Michael Moore announced that HIS new entry woyld be titled the stench. I wrote to him to warn him of this unintentional plagerism, and expressed the hope that it was simply a mistake. He would not comment or reply. I have decided to forgive him as too much stupidity has taken place since.

 

There seems to be a myth that this same fascist nostalga is nothing new in America, and that much is true. What is new is the combination of a willingness to display it openly, proclaim it, and establish it as the official orthodoxy. This is naturally opposed to the more elevated and intellectually acute hetrodoxy advocating sanity as at least a median in this respect. Unfortunatly, the hetrodxy is unwilling to openly confront the orthodoxe with the exception of California which is developing an anti-second ammendment attack modeled to the Supreme court's approval of the orthodox pro-vigillante anti abortion laws in the superfluous state of Texas. It is allowed to exist so long as Willie Nelson chooses to remain.

 

This is the time to reveal a secret conspiracy that is nearly impossible to disprove. It's strength is that nobody on the right wing will believe it, so it is safe from action on that front. In addition, those on the left will not believe it because it is so outrageous that they believe it is either generated by the right or, even worse, a parody of those conspiracies on the right, along with the Jewish space laser aimed at sourthern California. I have it on good authority, Mr. Baggins, who prefers to be called by his nickname Blibo, that all the birds in this country have been removed and replaced with drones capable of spying on all human activiities. This was discovered by the brilliant, but reclusive, Gandolf who monitors all government activities. These drones will be able to destroy all humans with an IQ under 95 and thus eliminate to voters in favor of Donald.

 

News anchors at Fox look forward to this happening, but will not mention it on their programs at all. All trolls. Are also muted. There are only two exceptions. One is the Great Speckled Bird that Roy Acuff and Kitty Wells mention and praise, and the other is the Snow White Dove referred to by Ferlin Huskey. Both of these are very strange creatures, indeed, but have no relevance to contemporary events whatsoever.

 

I got the booster yesterday at a place that advertised "No Appointment needed, get it now". So, I walked up and asked for it:

"Do you have your card?"

"Yep," and showed it to her.

"OK, sit down and it will be 20 minutes."

"Hey, no way, you said walk in and I don't see anyone else here."

"He has a lot of work to do."

"Look, all he's gotta do is put the stuff into the hypo, stick it in my arm, and push the plunger. 2 minutes tops. What all this crap?"

"He has other patients to get ready."

"They aren't here. Hey, just have him do it, or give me the hypo and vaccine and I''ll shoot it up myself."

"You don't know how."

"Maybe I used to be a hippie?"

"Not good enough."

"A beatnick?"

"Nope."

"I'm very flexible and bright – I'll figure out how to shoot up. It's inter-muscular anyway."

She stared, not knowing what to do. I wrote my first name on the back of his business card, said "Look, I got stuff to do, page my when he's ready. I can get back here in about 5 minutes."

So I did. It went fine. I started to walk away "Wait, we have to monitor you for 15 minutes."

"OK. You know it takes about 10 in your check-out lines. 4 minutes to get there. I'll wave when I'm done. Hold up one finger for each minute more you need."

She didn't even wave back. Now, that is rude behavior. No place for it when Omicron is rampaging out there. Be nice to people. The next one may be the last one you ever see. Do you want to die with the last person you saw glad to see you die? Wise up and be polite. It might be the last chance you get.

 

Something about that brough me back to the Fox Anchors, and I realize that I did not mention Tucker Carlson. I see him from time to time on clips from Fox, courtesy of Fox, "courtesy?", and he was saying that either the disease of the vaccination drains your life essense. It reminded me of Dr. Strangelove as Communists were always after the military man's vital bodily fluids, in other words, his life essense. Women I'm told entice you to have sex in order to drain more of your vital bodily fluids. Even notice how relaxed that act makes you? It would be a perfect time for the Commies to march up to your front door. Beware!

 

Finally, notice how little the truth about dark matter v. dark energy has been mentioned? The repulsive force is increasing by the day. Joe Manchin will not lift a finger about it so long as he still has his coal revenue, but the time is coming, only about 9 billion years ahead and faster. St. Peter has already has the NO VACANCY" sign ordered, and so it is time to leave.

 

THE STENCH SLOUCHES TOWARDS US.

 

 

Hard to Believe

THE ABSURD TIMES

This is Hard to Believe

By

Czar Donic

(Or why one more edition.)

This was put out by Move On, and is probably underestimating the problem. However, it is a good place to start. Politicians have been telling us that we do not need the "Medicare for All" type healthcare because most people prefer the healthcare benefits they get with their jobs. Once fired (or we use the term "laid off"), they loose that healthcare. Still, we are also told that such healthcare is SOCIALIST and Pol Pot was a socialist.  People believe that.

Now, what they do not know is that the original leader of Cambodia, Prince Sianook (or however it's spelt), would not let us into his country to continue with Viet Nam. Nixon's "plan" to end the war included invading Cambodia and, with the help of Henry Kissinger, depose the guy. Eventually, this Pol Pot took over, so a Republican administration put him into power.

I had a patient once who eventually told me about his activities in Cambodia. He also told me that if he did tell me, he would be killed and so would I. He was captured and tortured. He said that the pulling out of his toenails and fingernails was the worse, but not the only part. Obviously, he suffered from PTSD and he used drinking to deal with it. He eventually shot himself in the head.  I have not yet been killed, but if they want to kill me, I'm available. Just so everyone remembers that it was a Republican administration.

Still, rest easy. Universal healthcare will not require your nails to be pulled. (Not even in the South.)

These are from Carlos Latuff, inspired by the fact that he noticed both Google and Apple have eliminated Palestine from their maps.  I once had fun with the fact that some Israeli lobby ranked him the third most "anti-Semitic" entity in the world. I thought he should be proud as ranking fourth was "European Football Fans". Now imagine how many European football fans there are. The number is in the millions, yet Latuff managed to beat all of them! In other world, one of the top three in the world, and being in the top three of anything is quite a

These are from Carlos Latuff, inspired by the fact that he noticed both Google and Apple have eliminated Palestine from their maps.  I once had fun with the fact that some Israeli lobby ranked him the third most "anti-Semitic" entity in the world. I thought he should be proud as ranking fourth was "European Football Fans". Now imagine how many European football fans there are. The number is in the millions, yet Latuff managed to beat all of them! In other world,  one of the top three in the world, and being in the top three of anything is quite an achievement. (No, I do not remember the organization, but who cares?)

Now, why did I announce that I had nothing more to say?

n achievement. (No, I do not remember the organization, but who cares?)
 

Now, why did I announce that I had nothing more to say?

It got too easy. Where is the challenge in finding the absurd in Trump's actions?

For example, Trump has talked to Roger Stone more in the last few months than to Dr. Fauci.  Why? Easy, Fauci lacks a tattoo of Richard Nixon on his back. Ask a silly question, … .

In the UK people carry signs saying: ALL AMERICANS MUST BE ACCOMPANIED BY AN ADULT. 

Bill Kristol and George Will have been making sense lately. That is how low we have sunk. I must admit, however, that George Will was always correct in his pronouncements concerning Baseball, especially Chicago baseball. 

A poll result recently revealed that 3 our of every 4 Americans trusted Fauci rather than Trump on pandemics. That scared me because I wondered where they found the fourth guy. Under some rocks, I suppose? How is that possible? It doesn't make any sense to me.

Remember Trump announced that he was the "Least racist person in the world" and also a "very stable genius." He took a cognitive test and said that the doctors were amazed. At what?

The new rule is that all facts about the pandemic be sent to the government, and bypass the CDC. The CDC publishes it's data.

Florida had more deaths in one day from the disease than Germany, the UK, and Japan, collectively, all in one day. Of course the Governor is a Republican.

The Mayor of Atlanta made mask wearing mandatory and the governor is suing her for that. He is a Republican.

And where is Antifa when we need them? Trump has invaded Portland Oregon with soldiers wearing camouflage outfits and they are well armed. Is this the work of the Secretary of Education's brother? Or is he using federal troops? Sieg Heil, Trump.

Well, I suppose there is nothing more to say, but I am reminded of an exchange in the movie Casablanca.  Some Nazis are questioning the saloon owner Rick about the German advances. Finally, they get to the point of Germany invading the United States. At that point, Rick warns that there are "a few neighborhoods in New York" that they might be advised to avoid. When Trump was talking about perhaps invading Chicago, that exchange immediately came to mind as there are some areas of Chicago even I was careful to avoid. In fact, one seemed to develop a sixth sense about even crossing certain streets into what would be an entirely different neighborhood. Now, I am sure that the exact neighborhoods have not remained the same geographically, but they certainly do exist. Then there are the Chicago Cops to contend with as well. They will take their lead from the Mayor (whether they like her or not) and if she orders, as did Dick Daley once "To shoot to maim or kill," you can count on them to so. 

To be sure, Barack Obama or any other member of past administrations would give the same opinion. Still, Donald, if you are ready to Rumble, there is a place that will give you a good contest.

Hard to Believe

THE ABSURD TIMES

This is Hard to Believe

By

Czar Donic

(Or why one more edition.)

This was put out by Move On, and is probably underestimating the problem. However, it is a good place to start. Politicians have been telling us that we do not need the “Medicare for All” type healthcare because most people prefer the healthcare benefits they get with their jobs. Once fired (or we use the term "laid off”), they loose that healthcare. Still, we are also told that such healthcare is SOCIALIST and Pol Pot was a socialist.  People believe that.

Now, what they do not know is that the original leader of Cambodia, Prince Sianook (or however it’s spelt), would not let us into his country to continue with Viet Nam. Nixon’s "plan" to end the war included invading Cambodia and, with the help of Henry Kissinger, depose the guy. Eventually, this Pol Pot took over, so a Republican administration put him into power.

I had a patient once who eventually told me about his activities in Cambodia. He also told me that if he did tell me, he would be killed and so would I. He was captured and tortured. He said that the pulling out of his toenails and fingernails was the worse, but not the only part. Obviously, he suffered from PTSD and he used drinking to deal with it. He eventually shot himself in the head.  I have not yet been killed, but if they want to kill me, I’m available. Just so everyone remembers that it was a Republican administration.

Still, rest easy. Universal healthcare will not require your nails to be pulled. (Not even in the South.)

These are from Carlos Latuff, inspired by the fact that he noticed both Google and Apple have eliminated Palestine from their maps.  I once had fun with the fact that some Israeli lobby ranked him the third most "anti-Semitic" entity in the world. I thought he should be proud as ranking fourth was "European Football Fans". Now imagine how many European football fans there are. The number is in the millions, yet Latuff managed to beat all of them! In other world, one of the top three in the world, and being in the top three of anything is quite an achievement. (No, I do not remember the organization, but who cares?)

Now, why did I announce that I had nothing more to say?

It got too easy. Where is the challenge in finding the absurd in Trump’s actions?

For example, Trump has talked to Roger Stone more in the last few months than to Dr. Fauci.  Why? Easy, Fauci lacks a tattoo of Richard Nixon on his back. Ask a silly question, … .

In the UK people carry signs saying: ALL AMERICANS MUST BE ACCOMPANIED BY AN ADULT. 

Bill Kristol and George Will have been making sense lately. That is how low we have sunk. I must admit, however, that George Will was always correct in his pronouncements concerning Baseball, especially Chicago baseball. 

A poll result recently revealed that 3 our of every 4 Americans trusted Fauci rather than Trump on pandemics. That scared me because I wondered where they found the fourth guy. Under some rocks, I suppose? How is that possible? It doesn’t make any sense to me.

Remember Trump announced that he was the “Least racist person in the world” and also a “very stable genius.” He took a cognitive test and said that the doctors were amazed. At what?

The new rule is that all facts about the pandemic be sent to the government, and bypass the CDC. The CDC publishes it’s data.

Florida had more deaths in one day from the disease than Germany, the UK, and Japan, collectively, all in one day. Of course the Governor is a Republican.

The Mayor of Atlanta made mask wearing mandatory and the governor is suing her for that. He is a Republican.

And where is Antifa when we need them? Trump has invaded Portland Oregon with soldiers wearing camouflage outfits and they are well armed. Is this the work of the Secretary of Education's brother? Or is he using federal troops? Sieg Heil, Trump.

Well, I suppose there is nothing more to say, but I am reminded of an exchange in the movie Casablanca.  Some Nazis are questioning the saloon owner Rick about the German advances. Finally, they get to the point of Germany invading the United States. At that point, Rick warns that there are “a few neighborhoods in New York” that they might be advised to avoid. When Trump was talking about perhaps invading Chicago, that exchange immediately came to mind as there are some areas of Chicago even I was careful to avoid. In fact, one seemed to develop a sixth sense about even crossing certain streets into what would be an entirely different neighborhood. Now, I am sure that the exact neighborhoods have not remained the same geographically, but they certainly do exist. Then there are the Chicago Cops to contend with as well. They will take their lead from the Mayor (whether they like her or not) and if she orders, as did Dick Daley once “To shoot to maim or kill,” you can count on them to so. 

To be sure, Barack Obama or any other member of past administrations would give the same opinion. Still, Donald, if you are ready to Rumble, there is a place that will give you a good contest.