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I know what you mean! When I start talking ( cautiously at first) about the occupation, I get a range of*********************************************************
reactions from complete indifference like "yeah sure, we should fix all the world's problems, Rwanda, Darfur,Somali pirates, and especially fuck those lousy French ingrates!..." to "Israel has every right! Those Hamas people want to pushthem into the sea for pete's sake!". I couldn't believe old tired looking Charlie Rose asked Khaled Meshaal if hereally wanted to drive Israel into the sea.
Oh of course not! And the Warsaw Ghetto Jews loved to invite stormtrooper in for bagels and lox, which they didn'ttell the troopers was made from raw rat filets with garlic für den Schmecke, nicht?.
i'm eating a sandwich while typing this and almost threw up, oi veh.
Charlie R. kept at it, as if to say 'you really hate these ----in' Hebes, don't you, don't you? c'mon admit it. But Khaled satrelaxed as a used car manager closing a sale with a paranoid customer, nice smile and all.
C'mon you hate us Hebes, everyone else in the world does, and you've got more cause, a really just cause.
I'm finding it harder and harder not to go there, rolling a gutter ball diplomatically speaking, no longer in the sweetspot that leads to a score of some kind.
It's so easy to hate the murderous IDF, especially now, that all the 'pro-israel' peace organizations I joined are driving me nuts withtheir moderate bullshit.
If I were Obama, I think I'd have a few beers with Nitwityahoo and say "look Ben, how about this as a radical but easy solution. We'vegot tons of land that looks a lot like the Holy Land, it's called Nevada. Your people will just love it, and we'll even build you some casinosand a new city that will be an exact replica of Jerusalem, except with 5 star hotels and gambling. Now Ben, don't give my any shit aboutyour people not liking to gamble or not liking 5 star hotels, hunh, hunh?
We've already got full scale replicas of parts of Venice in 'Vegas, you been there? Hey, look, I got a lot of buddies, they'll comp youanytime. Sure, kosher meals too, the wife and kids, the whole magilla, just let me know.
So we can build Las Jerusalem or something catchy. A lot of Jews are already in place out there, and 'Vegas was built by your fellow landsmenlike those mensches Bugsy Siegel, Meyer Lansky and Mo Green, all swell guys. They knew how to get things done, like you Ben, just like you....
No friggin' coastline to protect, hell, we'll build you a lake, divert Hoover Dam for a while, leave it to me Ben,,,,
No taxes to pay, free gambling money, well, we'll take a cut for a while, c'mon it's only fair ( mutual laughter).
Tell you what, bring out here all your full bore LIkud cocksuckers, you know, the paranoid ones with that Nazi maniato conquer the whole freakin' world. We'll give 'em a good time in 'Vegas, trust me on that, huhn huhn? ( Obama winks and makes femalecurve shapes with his hands and both men explode in hilarity, they've each had 5 beers by now...)
Ok, ok Barry, but those LIkud bastards ( he looks around to make sure no-one is listening) will want blondes and ( whisper) black girls, you knowreal nigger whores, no offense, ok?
Man oh man Ben, you know how to hurt a guy, and a president too! But hey, we have no color lines here in the White House, a ho' is a ho',and the black ones are gooood. Confidentially man, well, never mind, we'll talk more when you come back!"
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Tomorrow, Helen Thomas.
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