THE MIDDLE EAST AND DEMOCRACY

Georgie Shrub, aka Arbusto, aka Bush, was easily overheard recently in a candid conversation with Tony Blair, more or less head of England. A microphone was on and Bush was unaware of this. I know this, because he is unaware of so much. At any rate, his solution to the invasion and attack on Lebanon was that Syria should stop “this shit.” Most disturbing about this is that it really seems that he believes that Syria could control Hezbollah (the party of God) and stop the “shit.” Tony Blair seemed to be doing his best to acquaint him with reality, but turned off the mike before we could be sure. So, according to Bush, Syria started this.

Israel indicates that Iran started it in order to take attention away from its nuclear program. It does seem likely that right now, Iran is able to produce about 1/1,000,000^th of what Israel and the U.S. has daily. One Israeli who indicated that Israel had 200 nuclear weapons (about 20 years ago) was imprisoned after being kidnapped from England. He found Jesus recently.

Now, this supposedly started when Hezbollah kidnapped two Israeli soldiers after Hamas, the democratically elected government of Palestine (such as it is) captured one Israeli soldier. Our corporate owned media says so and does not criticize our corporate owned government. It also uses the term “entered” Lebanon instead of invaded. Would it have said that Ted Bundy “entered” some young women?

However, all of the was proceeded by Israel kidnapping about half of the Palestinian government. I am unable to imagine the U.S. response if some other country kidnapped half of congress and the cabinet.

This was preceeded by Israel with-holding Palestinian taxes (it’s complicated) and a U.S. influenced boycott of Palestine. These actions were a reaction to the Palestinians holding an election and voting for a government that would represent their opinions. As we all know, this is not very democratic of them.

All of this is insane to me. Oh, and I have papers and credentials that say I am professionally qualified to determine insanity, btw.

Or, there is one other possibility. You see, the facts described above are the actions of bird-brains, people with severe central nervous system deficiencies and cognitive deficiencies which could be explain by an infectious disease. What is the disease our government has been warning us about? That’s right – BIRD FLU!

Will no one rid us of this pesky bird flu?