CORRECTION

I had just sent off the last communication when I became aware of two errors in it. Since I will never be in public office, I can acknowledge them.

First, the confused musician was a violinist, not a cellist. Second, he was standing and did manage to play a few consecutive notes.

This correction was made possible by my being subjected to a longer clip of the session on MSNBC. Our Secretary of State, in addition, appeared to be wearing lycra bicycle shorts under her dress.

I do not know how the FCC could attack Howard Stern for tastelessness and ignore this spectacle.