Patron Saint of MAGA

The wierd in WACO -- Texas for Trump

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MAGA HERO -- Patron Saint of MAGA?

What a Cult

By

Honest Charlie

Well, how strange can we get? What more insane inanities lie ahead for us?

Above we have a photograph of David Koresh, a kind of cult leader that the ATF attacked about 30 years ago in Waco Texas. We never did get much information as to what he stood for, but clearly he put into action some precepts to be found in the BIBLE. His favorite, it seems obvious, was “go forth and multiply” as he is listed as having 19 children at the time of his demise and could have had many more if allowed to continue. It is not at all clear as to why he was attacked down in WACO, but it was made clear that he was a “cult leader”. It seems Bill Clinton got tired of seeing this crap every day for over a month and told Janet Reno to “get him the hell off TV, ok?” And she did, using the FBI.

Now, they did not worship another such leader: Jim Jones. Well, he seemed to be a liberal and progressive, and left the states and set up his own semi-country in Central America. Instead of a violent and blazing guns ending, we saw an invasion and mass consumption of poison Kool-Aid. It just was not fodder for a MAGA crowd. Before that, we had Charles Mansion who walked around with a swastika tattooed on his forehead. He was a bit too obviously sick and even Nixon pronounced him guilty before his trial was over. As a result, Roman Polanski left the country where he is safe from our moralists.

Ok, so we have the patron saint of the MAGA crowd, and the leader was honored by the retribution renegade, Mr. Donald, the disgraced, etc. He also said that he is what stands between the MAGA crowd and their destruction or incarceration. There are about four agencies now at work to indict him for a number of crimes, but he will never even consider the possibility of conviction. The narcissist in chief, no, the sociopathic narcissist in chief will continue on his moronic way, leading his half-wit followers until the very end and I can not even guess at what that is going to look like.

I leave it to people who get paid to treat people in the loony bin to figure out what happens next. This bulbous, billowing, barnacle on the butt of the United States is busy protecting this crowd from the “radical far left” that is coming for them. Now, who is this radical far left he is talking about? Rand Paul who has been relatively wacky ever since his neighbor beat him up while mowing the lawn? Lindsay Graham who changes opinions as quickly as Mississippi tornado? So far as I have been able to find out, there is not even a moderate slightly left of center force with any sort of power, much less to deal with the exuberantly insane MAGA mob.

Does anyone even consider how insane this whole thing is? Let’s add things up: a group of these MAGA zealots, the ones elected to government office, the House of Representatives, in the Federal Government, went to visit what they consider the convicted “Political Prisoners” who formed a men’s choir and sang a song of freedom, it seems, which was played as the Bozo in Chief, the disgraced, etc., spake his “inspiring” words in Waco where the patron saint was honored and declared himself the protector of all that was patriotic and holy in the United States. He pointed out that there would be “death and destruction” if he were indicted but he won’t be because the case is over and that is why he was not arrested. He never did anything sexual with Stormy Daniels because his “third wife was a great first Lady”. They are trying to persecute him because he is a Christian, just like David Koresh. (I don’t know how Stormy found out his penis looked like a mushroom, and I don’t know that it actually is. Who cares?)

We need to investigate Hunter Biden for having outside influence even though he was never in any office. Jared Kushner is ok because his two billion dollar payoff came after Trump had the election stolen from him.

Anyway, this is all fairly diverting and there are many more important things going on. However, vile as things things are, there is no reason to pervert them with this circus clown and all his over-heated follower clowns. I’ve decided to simply stop here, deal with a few personal things, and then press on to more important matters. So, I’m simply finishing off the idiot and his followers by saying: this is what we’ve come to so far, and let’s hope we do not come to even more a rabid form of it in the near future. I need to take a shower.