Saturday, February 13, 2016

Hillary and Henry v. Bernie and You


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Illustrations: Latuff on Israel building a wall around itself and young Hillary as a "Goldwater Girl" [If it was before your time, 1964 Goldwater was the "war" candidate and "negro" hater, and Johnson was the "Peace" Candidate and Civil Rights activist]

Hillary and Henry v. Bernie and You
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Leonard Trotsky

We have an unusual situation with the publication as most of our readers are in Germany or Russia and the United States is a poor third, most of the time. Perhaps that is why we need to keep explaining what is really going on in the primaries here as they seem very confusing overseas and completely misunderstood here.



We have been asked first why we do not write this publication in German. Well, most Germans who will find their way to this publication read English far more easily than we can write in German. Too many cases and declensions to handle for one thing and the colloquialisms are extremely strange to us with our late 18th to early 20th Century study of German. As far as Russian is concerned, the Alphabet is an insurmountable barrier. So there.



Since the last edition, strange things have been surfacing, so we will also attend to them. For example, James Clapper, spymaster general, recently said that they need to monitor more than telephones as there are other input and output devices that need monitoring against attack. When he got to thermostats, we gave up on him. If the Chinese want to hack into my thermostat, I hope they manage to set it to a comfortable temperature.



Recently a group of Kurds marched on the offices of CNN. It is not clear what their purpose was. They were asked a few times, but they did not seem to know either. Perhaps they wanted some bombs and they saw a lot of bombs on CNN.



A few things need to be mentioned before the primary season news goes any further. Madeline Albright, whom we thought was dead, surfaced and pronounced that "there is a special place in Hell for women who do not support other women." Whew. At first thought, that must be a very crowded place in Hell, but she was referring to those who do not vote for Hillary in the new Hampshire Primary. This is the same steadfast moral voice who said that the death of over 500,000 Iraqi children every year because of the U.S. Was "worth it" to get rid of the "murderous dictator" Saddam Hussein. Now even some of Georgie Bush II's servants state that with all the evil things we say he did were totaled up, the same thing "happens every day" now in Iraq. I think his name was Crocker. Maddy later withdrew this and said "that's not what I meant" – ABOUT THE VOTING, NOT THE DEAD CHILDREN IN IRAQ.



The Gloria Steinem opens her mouth wide enough to say that so many young women are supporting Sanders because "that's where the boys are." Her interviewer, Bill Mahrer, asked "Do you know what you would say about me if I said something like that? Come off it."


She replied "You know me better than that, Bill," and touched him knee, I think.


Well, I guess it's better than the Palin factor. Anyone endorsed by sarah palin will finish no higher than second. This is much like the ex-Cubs factor in American baseball: whichever team has the most ex-cubs on it will loose. At any rate, Trump figured that out, I think.



So, now we will start with the sanest part of the primary season and go until it becomes too crazy for words. Hillary Clinton was attacked early on by Donald Trum as being the "worst Secretary of State in the history" of the United States. At the time, we just figured he had never heard of John Foster Dulles, but then there is also Henry Kissinger whom she praises at great length. Kissinger is the one who was behind getting rid of Sianook and making possible the Kymer Rouge in Cambodia. (Yes, he goes at least that far back.) He got rid of Allende in Chile and gave us Pinochet. He decided he should be both head of the National Security Council and Secretary of State and Pat Nixon was reputedly worried that he wanted to be first lady. He is the inspiration for Hilary. Regime change as a foreign policy. Today, Assad is the "murderous dictator" as was Gaddafy previously. All three countries today are the result.



Hillary claims to have been brought up in a rough Chicago neighborhood. It was Park Ridge, a Northwest suburb, relatively yuppie-like. Someone of her ilk would not have last ten minutes in the neighborhood I grew up in and mine was not particularly rough. Now Blagoyavitch, that was a different matter.



So now the Blacks are getting involved in the Primary and, it would seem, support Hillary. Sanders was demonstrating for civil rights before the Clintons even thought of it, but the blacks leaders are only now figuring that out. See, right after the civil rights legislation, the Vietnam war fight started. At the time, Hillary was a "Goldwater Girl". Of course, she found out that Bill was available, drove down to Arkansas, and has been a democrat ever since. Maybe even before. Again a different matter. Too complicated for American politics.



At any rate, most Americans are very tired of the political situation. Sanders therefore becomes popular. Very popular. He is also knowledgeable and concerned with Wall Street and capitalistic oppression of the people. Therefore, he will get a great deal of support, but the Democratic Party is unlikely to allow him to become its nominee.



Now, the real insanity is on the Republican side, especially the primaries. Donald Trump does not act like a typical politician, swears, throws out bigoted remarks, and is flamboyant. He does well because people of the more ignorant type, but who are just as angry with how they are treated by their government (but who are unaware that the government is owned by Wall Street) flock to him. There, of course, are others. Ted Cruz with his "moral ism" as an "Evangelical". If you ask what is an Evangelical, the answers will be varied, but "heart" and "Jesus" are always a part of it. Frankly, the most frightening character of the entire bunch is John Kasich, current Governor of Ohio, who actually seems sane enough to actually beat a Democratic party's candidate (who may well still be Joe Biden).



Now, coming up is the North Carolina primary. What comes out of that is simply too silly to observe, you will see things such as porn stars endorsing evangelicals, and so on. We will simply pass on that.



One thing to keep in mind: Russia really needs to take over Eastern Ukraine quickly before Trump suggests putting a wall around it.


















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During Thursday's Democratic debate, Bernie Sanders picked up on a point that Hillary Clinton made during last week's face-off in New Hampshire about her admiration for former Secretary of State Henry Kissinger. "She talked about getting the approval or the support or the mentoring of Henry Kissinger," Sanders said. "Now, I find it rather amazing, because I happen to believe that Henry Kissinger was one of the most destructive secretaries of state in the modern history of this country. … I am proud to say that Henry Kissinger is not my friend. I will not take advice from Henry Kissinger." Clinton responded that Sanders has failed to answer questions about whom he would have advise him on foreign policy. Sanders told her, "Well, it ain't Henry Kissinger. That's for sure." We get reaction from economist Jeffrey Sachs, whose recent article is headlined "Hillary is the Candidate of the War Machine," and from Congressmember Gregory Meeks, Democrat of New York and chair of the Congressional Black Caucus political action committee, which has endorsed Hillary Clinton.



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AMY GOODMAN: Finally, I want to go back to the debate last night in Milwaukee, when Bernie Sanders picked up on a point that Hillary Clinton made during last week's debate in New Hampshire—that is, Clinton's admiration, and his admiration for her, talking about Henry Kissinger.

SEN. BERNIE SANDERS: Where the secretary and I have a very profound difference, in the last debate and, I believe, in her book—very good book, by the way—in her book and in this last debate, she talked about getting the approval or the support or the mentoring of Henry Kissinger. Now, I find it rather amazing, because I happen to believe that Henry Kissinger was one of the most destructive secretaries of state in the modern history of this country. I am proud to say that Henry Kissinger is not my friend. I will not take advice from Henry Kissinger.

And, in fact, Kissinger's actions in Cambodia, when the United States bombed that country, overthrew Prince Sihanouk, created the instability for Pol Pot and the Khmer Rouge to come in, who then butchered some 3 million innocent people—one of the worst genocides in the history of the world. So, count me in as somebody who will not be listening to Henry Kissinger.

GWEN IFILL: Secretary Clinton?

HILLARY CLINTON: Well, I know journalists have asked who you do listen to on foreign policy, and we have yet to know who that is.

SEN. BERNIE SANDERS: Well, it ain't Henry Kissinger. That's for sure.

HILLARY CLINTON: I—that's fine. That's fine.

AMY GOODMAN: That's Hillary Clinton and Bernie Sanders debating last night in Milwaukee. The significance of what Bernie Sanders raised, Professor Sachs?

JEFFREY SACHS: He's raising the basic point that when Hillary Clinton says she has experience, her experiences of regime change, that's the Henry Kissinger mode of operation. It is to back the CIA and the military-industrial complex for violent regime change. She's done it now three times, that has led to disaster: Iraq, Libya and now Syria. No responsibility. Most of it's secret, except when The New York Times gives a little bit of a public window to what's happening. That experience is a dreadful experience, and it is a significant mark against her candidacy.

AMY GOODMAN: Congressman Gregory Meeks?

REP. GREGORY MEEKS: Yes. Well, let me—first, let's go back to Libya, because I don't know where Mr. Leeds [sic] was—

AMY GOODMAN: Well, could you—could you respond, though, on this issue of using Henry Kissinger as an example?

REP. GREGORY MEEKS: Well, Henry Kissinger, I will tell you, as a member of the Foreign Affairs Committee, I talk to all people, especially if someone has an expertise in one area or another, so that I can dissect and determine what did happen, what has happened in the past, utilize advice, take in and take out. I know that I talk to all, because that's the best way for me to make a decision, as opposed to just leaving someone out. So if I was going to be or was appointed secretary of state, I think that I would talk to as many secretaries of states that had been alive to figure—get from them what they did, when they did it, how—their advice. It's similar to when you have a transition team. And even if it's a different party, you talk to your former colleagues to find out what they did and how they did it. And sometimes, you might find a bit of advice that you could utilize, and some you may not.

And I think that what she was talking about was that, for example, one of the things that was important was the opening up of relationships and dialogue with China. It was extremely important. Just as Mr. Sanders admitted and said today the same thing: There's a huge difference when we talk and open up a dialogue with Cuba. And we would want to make sure that those kinds of things are happening. So, if—

AMY GOODMAN: I mean, interestingly, on that issue of China that Hillary Clinton raised, how important Henry Kissinger was, Bernie Sanders replied that it was about offshoring jobs, companies moving to China. Jeffrey Sachs?

JEFFREY SACHS: I think the problem for Hillary is that she has a record. She has a foreign policy record, which is not an enviable one. And she has a domestic record of going with the special interests.

AMY GOODMAN: We're going to break here and come back for another five minutes, and then I know Congressmember Meeks has to leave. This is Democracy Now!We're talking to the chair of the Congressional Black Caucus political action committee, Queens Congressmember Gregory Meeks, and Professor Jeffrey Sachs, economist, a professor at Columbia University. Stay with us.



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Wednesday, February 03, 2016

SPECIAL UPDATE! Our U.S. Idiotic Primaries and the Middle East

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It has been awhile, so here is some catching up. The terrorist threat has been vanquished here at the Absurd Times. A trusted Ally helped me to negotiate with Toshiba and then Toshiba whipped Microsoft's ass and all the files were returned, intact, although the programs (now called "apps" for some reason to idiotic to delve into here) had to be found and reinstalled, some over Microsoft's objections.



Much of the following is based on the input of our army of correspondents from around the world, all very wise in matters of social, economic, and political importance.



Do we really want to elect a blood-thirsty young 68 year old when we have the opportunity to elect an older, wiser, 74 year old? In addition, Sander's wife is a good ten or twenty years younger than the grandma. Her supporters squeal when she speaks, giving a sound similar to that of a flock of horribly violated chickens.  THE DELEGATES ARE EQUAL, BUT WERE DECIDED BY A SERIES OF COIN TOSSES, ALL SIX OF WHICH WERE WON BY CLINTON GROUPIES.  



Groundhog day is a ritual in the United States. If the groundhog sees his shadow, it means 6 more weeks of winter. This year, the Iowa caucus superseded this indication six more weeks of being subjected to Ted Cruz.

DONALD TRUMP HAS CLAIMED HE WON BY FRAUD.  IT HAPPENED BECAUSE CRUZ WAS CANADIAN, AFTER ALL.  WE HAVE DECIDED IT IS THE PALIN FACTOR AS ALL CANDIDATES ENDORSED BY PALIN WILL DO NO BETTER THAN SECOND.   TRUMP WANTS THE IOWA CAUCUSES TO BE HELD AGAIN, A "DO OVER" TO BE FAIR. 



Rand Paul had the only two sensible remarks during all of the Republican debates. The first was "This is like Junior High," and the second, after Trump decided not to attend the second, thus reducing Faux News' ratings by about half and, I assume making them return part of the advertising revenue, Paul said "This will elevate the debate by a few IQ points". It did, but not enough so he has decided not to participate any more.



Putin has done relatively little in Eastern Ukraine lately, much to the Nazi's relief, but this has prompted Secretary of Defense Ash Carter to propose sending more weapons to NATO. Also, he says we are running out of bombs, so would the congress be good enough to give him a couple billion to buy more?



The ZIKA virus was first discovered in 1947. Then Hillary was born.



Zika is now a sexually transmitted disease, so there will be more about this on the news, no doubt, right after the Superbowl.



Israel has been sending its Black Jews to Nigeria from Holot. Well, perhaps "Semetic" has its uses, but no point stretching things.



Michigan has finally been exposed as trying to "privatize" its water supply. The claim that they did not know something was wrong with the water in Flint seems a bit shallow as bottled water had been trucking into flint for State workers for a year and a half before the contamination was admitted.



Two sane organizations, Jews say No, and the Jewish Voice for Peace, collaborated and put out a mock edition of the New York Times. We estimate that about half the readers figured out that it was satirical. Since they were both Jewish organizations, they have a chance of not being called Anti-Semitic (although this is by no means certain).

RICK SANTORUM WILL QUIT THE RACE AND ANNOUNCE WHO HE WILL ENDORSE THIS EVENING.  NOBODY CARES OTHER THAN LITTLE RUBIO.  



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A Palestinian village has been awarded the Nobel Peace Prize. Israel is throwing open its doors to refugees. Those were some of the headlines that appeared in a fake version of The New York Times distributed across New York City on Tuesday. The paper carried the slogan "All the news we didn't print." The prank copy of the revered "Gray Lady" also announced Democratic presidential candidate "Hilarity Clifton" planned to quit the presidential race to head up a women's nonprofit based in Ramallah. The edition even has fake ads. Volunteers distributed 10,000 copies of the fake paper, but no group took responsibility—until now. Jane Hirschmann of Jews Say No! tells Democracy Now! her group and Jewish Voice for Peace produced the paper. We speak to Hirschmann and Ben Norton, journalist at Salon.



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JUAN GONZÁLEZ: A Palestinian village has been awarded the Nobel Peace Prize. Israel is throwing open its doors to refugees. Those were some of the headlines that appeared in a fake version of The New York Times distributed across New York City on Tuesday. The paper carried the slogan "All the News We Didn't Print." The prank copy of the revered "Gray Lady" also announced Democratic presidential candidate "Hilarity Clifton" planned to quit the presidential race to head up a women's nonprofit based in Ramallah. The edition even has fake ads.

AMY GOODMAN: Ten thousand copies of the fake paper were distributed, but no group took responsible for the prank—that is, until now. Joining us to find out who was behind the paper, we're joined by Jane Hirschmann of Jews Say No! Also with us, Ben Norton, journalist at Salon who specializes in U.S. foreign policy and in the Middle East. He just published a piece titled "Progressive Jewish groups make New York Times parody issue to protest newspaper's 'biased Israel-Palestine coverage.'"

Now, Jane, it begins—above the New York Times logo, it says, "Rethinking Our 2015 Coverage on Israel-Palestine—A Supplement" Who are Jews Say No! in New York, and why did you do this?

JANE HIRSCHMANN: Well, it wasn't just Jews Say No! in New York. There were two groups that came together—our group, Jews Say No!, and also Jewish Voice for Peace in New York City. And we're two organizations that are trying very hard to get out the real news about Israel and Palestine.

The media bias is extraordinary. And months ago, we came together to discuss: What can we do about this, the fact that the coverage never has any context to what's going on in Israel and Palestine? People are not aware that there's a 67-year occupation, that they're not two equal peoples. The press—and it's not just The New York Times, it's really all the press. They always typecast the Palestinians as the terrorists, and the poor Israelis are the victims. And we felt that the time had come to really put out the news, the real news, about it.

People don't know that our government is complicit, that we give $3 billion a year to Israel. And we don't give it for social services, for education, for research; we give it to them for military reasons. It's the largest contribution we make to any country in the world. So we're funding the occupation. People don't know there's an apartheid-like state in Israel. And we worked for months to get out this paper. And yes, it's a parody, but all the facts about Israel and Palestine on the ground are correct in the paper.

JUAN GONZÁLEZ: Well, you know, I'm sure that many of the people in The New York Times would say that they provide some of the most balanced coverage, although, you know, obviously, you might differ with that. But some of the articles are really amazing. You had a headline, "I.D.F. Generals Blame Israeli Government for Recent Violence." And you even had the advertisements, as well, all dealing with a political reversal of how people here in the United States, many, are fed the news on Israel and Palestine.

JANE HIRSCHMANN: Well, actually, some of the generals did come forward recently and did question what the Israeli government was doing and that it may be the cause for the violence. That's what they questioned in The New York Times. And we're saying that after 67 years of violence, of stealing people's homes, people's water, you know, not letting them a cross border, have checkpoints to go to work, not getting to hospitals, that this is violent. And even the generals—that article is pretty factual about the generals.

JUAN GONZÁLEZ: What was the reaction when you gave it out on the streets yesterday?

JANE HIRSCHMANN: It was really amazing. We had over 60 volunteers at places like Staten Island Ferry and, you know, Grand Central. And people took the paper and said, "Thank you." And my first paper that I handed out at 7:00 in the morning, this guy left, and a minute later, he came back, and he said, "Who did this?" And, of course, we didn't reveal. And then he said, "This is fabulous. This is the news we never see." He said, "I'm a teacher, and I teach about media and terrorism. And I'm going to teach today. Can you give me more copies?"

AMY GOODMAN: You also have a fake editorial of The New York Times in this four-page supplement. And this, Ben, is one of the quotes you pulled for your Salon piece. You write, "In addition, we are aware"—this is the fake editorial. "In addition, we are aware that a disproportionate number of our news stories in the past year and a half have focused on Israeli government statements and positions or the views of Israeli Jewish citizens; only a small fraction have featured Palestinian speakers, whether officials and advocates or residents who experience the effects of Israeli policies in everyday life." This, Ben Norton, is—was the clip that you chose for your piece inSalon to lay out where the Times says they're going with this, though it was fake, of course.

BEN NORTON: Thanks for having me. It's great to be here.

Well, I think—as Jane said, I think it's important to recognize that The New York Times is not necessarily unique in these regards. Rather, I think, as the U.S. newspaper of record, it epitomizes this kind of tendency throughout American media. And essentially, the idea is, you know, Israel is a very close U.S. ally, Israel is a democracy, etc., so we need to give their side of the view the vast majority of the time. And what that does is it normalizes this notion that Palestinians are violent, and they're reacting against, you know, this more civilized, democratic country. And when you look at the media coverage, very often what you see is, you know, you'll see quotes from Israeli government officials—sometimes they're anonymous—and at most there will be one or two quotes from a Palestinian. And even then, the quotes will be very timid and paltry, and you won't see any kind of quotes that discuss, for instance, the brutality of the military occupation. You won't see any discussion, in any kind of significant detail, of Israel's illegal activities.

And as Jane had mentioned, when we're talking about context, context in media is everything. And The New York Times and many other publications very often refuse to acknowledge that there has been an illegal military occupation of the occupied Palestinian territories since 1967. The U.S. and all countries in the world, excluding Israel, have admitted this. The New York Times rarely acknowledges, for instance, that—when they're discussing the recent wave of violence, that more than 165 Palestinians have been killed since October. You know, in a few months, we're talking about approximately 170 deaths. And, in fact, a few minutes ago, just this morning—I was looking at the headlines—three more Palestinians were killed in occupied East Jerusalem.

So, when we're looking at this kind of coverage, it's important to understand that when American newspapers quote Israeli government officials, when American newspapers kind of don't acknowledge the daily, quotidian violence and oppression that Palestinians are subjected to, that, right there, it's a subtle but very clear form of bias that must be overcome. This whole notion of having balanced coverage is, of course, very important, but what it often actually means is it normalizes and essentially creates an equivalency between the people who are under military occupation, and have been illegally for decades, and the people who are carrying out that illegal military occupation. And any media that make that clear delineation are actually being balanced. If you don't make that delineation, you're not being balanced, you're normalizing violence.

JUAN GONZÁLEZ: Jane, I wanted to ask you—there were two pieces that were not parodies. They were op-ed pieces by Leila Said and by Aurora Levins Morales. I'm wondering if you could talk about them and the decision to include them, as well, in this issue.

JANE HIRSCHMANN: Well, we thought it was important to put in pieces—as you said, the whole paper is not a parody. There are facts that are absolutely correct. And we thought that it was important to put in pieces—actually, there's only one person that's named correctly in this paper, and that's Aurora. But we wanted to make it accurate, as well. We didn't want it to just be a joke paper. We wanted to show what real coverage would look like. And so, we did that.

And I also want to mention what Ben said. You know, when an Israeli child is killed, they have a whole story about that child. They have a picture of that child. They tell you about the family, you know. So we listed the Palestinian children who were recently killed, and grown-ups, because we thought it was important to get their names into—you never see it in the papers at all.

AMY GOODMAN: Also, U.N. Secretary-General Ban Ki-moon actually did write a strongly worded New York Times op-ed criticizing Israel's continued occupation of the West Bank and Gaza.

JANE HIRSCHMANN: Right, right.

AMY GOODMAN: But I also wanted to ask you about the ads.

JANE HIRSCHMANN: Yes.

AMY GOODMAN: On the front page, we're used to seeing, you know, various ads.

JANE HIRSCHMANN: Yes.

AMY GOODMAN: "The Perfume of Power." And it says, "Eau de I.D.F. Skunk." Can you say what it says underneath?

JANE HIRSCHMANN: You know, I can't read what it says underneath, because I don't have my glasses, sorry. Ben, can you or somebody read it?

BEN NORTON: So, it is a fake ad for perfume, you know, "Eau de I.D.F," water of theIDF, or perfume. And it says, "Since 2008, the Israeli Defense Forces (I.D.F.) have routinely sprayed toxic 'skunk water' on and into Palestinian homes and schools. Its smell has been described as 'worse than raw sewage' and 'like a mixture of excrement, noxious gas and a decomposing donkey.'"

JANE HIRSCHMANN: One of my children—

AMY GOODMAN: True?

JANE HIRSCHMANN: Yeah, this is true.

BEN NORTON: Absolutely.

JANE HIRSCHMANN: One of my children was at Bil'in when they sprayed skunk. And it was horrific. And, you know, people got very, very ill. One person has died. This is what they spray to disperse the crowds.

BEN NORTON: And it's important to recognize also, for instance, Bassem Tamimi is an outspoken nonviolent Palestinian activist in the occupied West Bank, and he has discussed how they also spray it into homes.

JANE HIRSCHMANN: Yes.

BEN NORTON: And what they do is they sometimes break windows—this is Israeli occupation forces—they will break windows and spray skunk water into people's homes, which ruins their furniture, which makes their house smell horrific for weeks. And if it gets in your hair, it can be stuck—that smell can be stuck for months.

AMY GOODMAN: Did you get a response from The New York Times? I mean, the paper, aside from the headlines and the content, looks exactly like The New York Times.

JANE HIRSCHMANN: Yes, yes. Well, they were quoted. We didn't call them for the quotes. But all our sites have been taken down—our Facebook, our Twitter—

AMY GOODMAN: By?

JANE HIRSCHMANN: —and even our domain. Well, we're not exactly sure. The domain, we know, because they were called by The New York Times and threatened, so they took it down. We will be up and running again today. We will not be stopped. And we'll let your viewers know, through you, how to see the paper online, because right now nobody can see it. We were taken down.

AMY GOODMAN: Well, I want to thank you both for being with us, as Jews Say No! and Jewish Voice for Peace New York City reveals they're behind the fake New York Times that was distributed yesterday throughout the city, 10,000 copies made. Jane Hirschmann of Jews Say No! and Ben Norton, journalist at Salon who's written about this, and the piece has just gone up.