Insane campaign

THE ABSURD TIMES

Insanity

By

Czar Donic

I think I've hit the limit of acceptance.  Let's go back to Trump.

During his campaign, he boasts of grabbing women by the Pussy.  He also gets a porn star to spank him with a magazine and then screw him and she thinks he has a "mushroom" shaped dick.  His fixer pays her $130,000 to keep quiet.  Another affair with a Playboy model of the year and another payoff, this time to the National Enquirer and it's recorded.  During his Moscow visit he walks into the Miss Universe girls dressing room and then brags about it on the Howard Stern show.  This we all know.  An Evangelical base and a Hell's Angels backbone elect him.   Now we suspect stuff, but Barr won't release it?  Right.  That's ok, because, I guess, Jesus wants it that way.

Next, we hear about Biden.  Well, the main one I just saw.  It was from 2014 and he was in Vegas to indorse her.  She waited for him as he approached timidly, I thought, after introducing him, grabbed his shoulders, and went to kiss him, seeming to kiss him on the neck, but her head obscured the whole thing.  There was talk about Obama's Secretary of Defense and his swearing in where biden put his hands on her shoulders and whispered in his ear.  It was offered as more proof of his predator like action, but she spoke out and said he was being very helpful and knew we were having a bad day.  That got me though it.  Others have mentioned that he "Invaded" their space.  Well, it is a far cry from having a mushroom shaped dick and walking into a locker room of nearly naked teenagers and the like at the Miss Universe contest in Moscow.  Really, I've had enough of this.

It reminds me of the accusations against Al Franken and the push by the blonde ex-conservative 'now liberal Senator from New York hounding him (Gilibrand).  I think he pretty much said something like "screw this.  I asked for an investigation and now this?  I quit.  I don't need this gig."  Goodbye, I'm Al Franken.

I'm wondering who would "invade the personal space" of someone like Cortez.  I think it's time to be a bit less meek or less enjoying to play the victim.  I realize that this will make me less popular (I'm about as less popular as it gets anyway), but I don't care.  And about the only woman candidate I like is Elizabeth Warren.  There.

Actually, there are only two candidates right now that I think much of, Sanders and O'Rourke.  Sanders had the current professor who occup[ies the Edward Said Chair as his Mideast Advisor, and I saw O''Rourke give the only sane response to a question for a Palestinian woman after the appropriation of the Golan Heights by Israel.

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Here is the latest slaughter carried out IN YOUR NAME, by Israel:

Israeli forces killed four Palestinians, including three teenagers, at a mass demonstration Saturday on the first anniversary of the Great March of Return in Gaza. Israeli soldiers used live ammunition, tear gas and rubber bullets on the protesters. As tens of thousands of Palestinians came out to demand an end to the ongoing siege of Gaza and the right to return to their ancestral land, we speak with Ahmed Abu Artema, the Palestinian poet, journalist and peace activist who inspired the Great March of Return and helped organize it as a cry for help. Artema was frustrated by Israel's more than decade-long land, sea and air blockade of the Gaza Strip, upon which it has waged three wars in the past 10 years.

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AMY GOODMAN: This is Democracy Now!, democracynow.org, The War and Peace Report. I'm Amy Goodman. At a mass demonstration Saturday on the first anniversary of the Great March of Return in Gaza, Israeli forces killed four Palestinians, including three teenagers. Israeli soldiers used live ammunition, tear gas and rubber bullets on the protesters. Tens of thousands of Palestinians came out to demand an end to the ongoing siege of Gaza and the right to return.

Well, for more, we go to Ahmed Abu Artema, the Palestinian poet, journalist, peace activist who inspired the Great March of Return and helped organize it as a cry for help. The former student of nonviolent resistance wanted the movement to follow the examples of Martin Luther King Jr. and Mahatma Gandhi. Artema was frustrated by Israelis' more than decade-long land, sea and air blockade of the Gaza Strip, upon which it has waged three wars in the past 10 years. I interviewed Artema recently when he came to New York City, after he traveled around the United States talking about the situation in Gaza. I asked him about the Palestinian nonviolent movement and the massive weekly protest marches.

AHMED ABU ARTEMA: When I and some of my friends invited to the March of Return, a lot of people answered this call, because it was a scream for life. It expressed the will of life in our hearts, Palestinians'. The Palestinians in Gaza are actually in a real prison. They live in a real prison. And they are without any of the basic conditions of the human life. And before that, 75% of the Palestinians inside Gaza, they are refugees. That means their origin villages and towns are beyond the fence, the Israeli fence. So, when tens of thousands of Palestinians share in the March of Return, they want to say that we never gave up our right to return. This is our normal right, and this right based on the United Nations Resolution 194.

And from other side, they wanted to say that we want life and nothing but life. We are actually here inside Gaza prison. We are dying. We are dying because of no medicine, no food, no work, no jobs, no factories. Hundreds of factories were destroyed in the last 10 years by Israeli attacks. So, these people search of hope. They want hope. They want dignified life. The March of Return is a scream of life. It's a knock on the door. When there is a person inside a prison without food, without medicine, then he hasn't any choice but to knock the door, to try to escape towards the life. This is exactly what the Palestinians made in Gaza. They said to Israel, our will of life is stronger than despair. So we continue. We want to struggle. And we struggle for life. We struggle for humanity. We struggle for justice.

AMY GOODMAN: Explain what the siege is.

AHMED ABU ARTEMA: Yeah. Gaza Strip is a very narrow place. There are 2.2 million Palestinians live inside Gaza. Seventy-five percent of them are refugees. This fence separated us from our villages and towns, where Israel expelled us out from there in 1948. So, the Palestinians believe in their right to return to their homes. They never gave up this right since 70 years. Until now, the Palestinian refugees kept their keys, the keys of their homes in their origin cities and towns. And they are waiting for that day that the justice will be achieved and they can return to their homes.

When I went there, near the Israeli separation fence, with my friend Hasan, then my friend Hasan pointed to the fence and said to me, "Ahmed, look, this is the fence, separated us from returning to our homes." And that night I posted on my Facebook that the birds can—I saw the birds can cross freely and can move freely between the two sides of the fence. What if we, as humans, decide to move freely? The why is Israeli soldier will shoot us as if we commit a crime? It's our normal right, our human right, to move freely. So, we should break this fence. Then, after that, I wrote another post that I suggest 200,000 of Palestinians share in unarmed protest to demand their normal right to return to their homes and to live with dignity like the other peoples. This fence symbolized—this Israeli fence symbolized for the occupation and the prison and for the killing our normal rights to move, to live normally.

AMY GOODMAN: Describe the situation on the ground in Gaza, how it's affected by the siege, by the blockade, which, by the way, Israel insists it's not engaged in.

AHMED ABU ARTEMA: Yeah. The life inside Gaza is very hard. According to the United Nations reports, Gaza is unlivable place in 2020, just next year. So, imagine inside Gaza the people live without electricity for 16 continuous hours. And the youth live there. The majority of the youth inside Gaza, they never traveled even one time all their lives. So, I'm lucky compared to the rest of my people, that I finally was able to leave Gaza and to travel. The majority—

AMY GOODMAN: This is your—this trip to the United States, this is your first time in the United States?

AHMED ABU ARTEMA: Yeah, it's my first time.

AMY GOODMAN: You've been trying for years?

AHMED ABU ARTEMA: Yeah. I just traveled one time, in 2012, after the Egyptian revolution, from Rafah crossing, for Egypt. But this is my first time to board a flight and come here to United States. And the majority of Palestinians inside Gaza, they never saw a plane in the sky, a plane which carry passengers. Yeah, we see a lot of planes, but it's the Israeli warplanes. That means to us as a symbol of killing and horror. We don't see the planes which symbolize to the life and to the human progress.

And the people inside Gaza without medicine, without medical services, without jobs, because the Israeli occupation forces destroyed completely hundreds of industrial factories in 2008, 2012, then 2014. The youth inside Gaza, they cannot be able to see the hope, to see the future. So, what can we expect from these people? These people, when they protest, they protest because they want to make their voices heard to the world, that we want life, that it's our normal life, to live normally.

AMY GOODMAN: And so people are protesting. They're engaging in this weekly mass protest. And you've been met by massive response of the Israeli military.

AHMED ABU ARTEMA: Yeah.

AMY GOODMAN: Talk about what happens in these Friday protests around the fence.

AHMED ABU ARTEMA: Yeah, yeah. Some people asked me, and some journalists asked me, "Why the Palestinians continue their protesting despite the high—the high price of victims and injured people?" I answer them, the Palestinians are continuing their protesting, because this is their only choice. They haven't other choices. They try to escape towards the life. So, the people—when the people shared in the March of Return, in this protest, they came near the fence that separated them from their villages and cities, and the people collect peacefully.

AMY GOODMAN: That was Ahmed Abu Artema, the Palestinian poet, journalist and peace activist who inspired the Great March of Return. Israeli forces have killed more than 200,000 Palestinians, and according to the UNHCR, as many as 26,000 Palestinians have been wounded in this year of the march. The U.N. says Israeli forces may have committed war crimes and crimes against humanity by targeting protesters in Gaza with lethal force during this year, including children, journalists and the disabled.

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THE DEEP STATE -- NRA -- Ollie North

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Thoughts and Prayers from the NRA

[Editor: After long weeks of searching for Dr. Czar Donic, I sent out hunters who located him being held prisoner by the deep state. The reports are that he refused to leave as "at least these people do their jobs," but wiser heads prevailed and all realized that the mean old Stockholm Syndrome had entrapped him. They finally extricated him by quoting several paragraphs from the F.A.R (Federal Acquisitions Regulations) and they had to surrender him. He is now back and we have water boarded him, using Gina Haspell as oversight manager, to give an report of what has happened while he was hiding out. I had to swear at him in German before he finally gave in as the waterboarding proved futile. That did it.]

Ok, so I've been rescued if you want to call it that and the curse by Art was chilling: HERRGOTTDONNERNACKEINMAL! A literal translation does nothing to explain – you simply have to imagine Arthur Schopenhauer shouting that at you at the top of his hearty lungs to get the idea. (Or as he would have it, his idea, and all is his idea.)

Now my only escape is to summarize what has been going on in the insane world dominated by images and verbiage of the fat orange oligarch and try not to get sidetracked.

More mass shootings, this time in Texas. A speech by the head of the NRA (Ollie North????) to the effect that the cause of such things is Ritalin. Ah, that explains it. We have to remember who this Ollie North is, the boy scout of the Ronald Reagan era who gave up his career as a spokesman for 20 Mule-Team Boraxo and General Electric on DEATH VALLEY DAYS to enter the world of politics as a spokesman for all corporate interests. It marked the first time in his career that he was ever considered an actor. (When I say Reagan, it means not only him, but his sponsors, from now on).

Reagan made a deal with the Ayatollah of Iran not to release the hostages in the American Embassy until after the election so Carter would be defeated, the liberal swine that he is, and still is. We would give them back their money, at least lots of it, and they would do us a favor. The favor came due as the Sandinistas came into power in Nicaragua and we supported the "Contras," a right-wing neo-fascist group that needed more weapons to overthrow these socialists out of power. Imagine, an open election won by Socialists. It just would not do. The trouble was that a law had been passed forbidding giving arms to overthrow governments as we were above that sort of thing. So, we asked Iran to supply the arms.

In return for immunity, full immunity, Ollie North testified about the entire ugly deal. People asked if Ronald was ever told about such a loathsome affair, and most concluded that "Yes, he was told, but he forgot." A few years later it became clear that he had Altzhimers and so it all worked out. Ollie North was the major engineer of this action, and the world court found the U.S. Guilty. We ignored the verdict. Today, this scum is Head of the NRA. Ollie North. Ritalin.

Nowadays, Mike Pompeo, the brilliant U.S. Ambassador to everything, is negotiating with North Korea. He has given then the choice of accepting our terms. Otherwise, he will not be allowed to join "The League of Nations" (his term – Woodrow Wilson would be aghast as he is still angry with Eugene O'Neil for throwing a brick through his window – now Mike Pompeo is after his legacy? He is happy to be dead and buried. Well, at least he is buried.

Deep State Memos

So, while I was a hostage of the deep state, I questioned members there to learn more about what was going on in the reign of Don of Orange, as they call him. FBI agents tell me I can use the information so long as I say it is from the deep state – that way, no one will believe it.

The biggest gripe they had right now is Don's leaking of secret reports from the Israeli Mossad to the Russians in the White House. I asked them about the Russian movement to attack Hillary, and they confirmed it, but when I asked about the millions of dollars contributed by Zionist interests along with the UAE, they became very angry and didn't want a word out. They already had enough trouble cooperating with the Mossad as things were and didn't what anything more to get out so I was "on your own," in that respect. Still, they did nod as I went on and on about the campaign here and the movement of the Embassy to Jerusalem. The numbers of dollars involved amounted to 100 K but the Russians and over 1 million by the Mideast consortium, led by Eric Prince, the head of Blackwater (which still exists although it has changed its name several times). One of Eric's rewards was the awarding of Secretary of Education to his sister. This was only allowed providing that she never be the designated survivor in case of the destruction of the government during the State of the Union address.

They really don't care about Kushner who will have a place of honor so long as he doesn't interfere with Donald and Ivanka. I learned about this as my Virgil (who spoke no Italian or Latin) led me into a large room with the words "Es Geht Alles Vorbei" inscribed over the door. I looked at him and he told me it was the motto of one of the German experts we imported after WWII. All of these Deep State people represented groups with initials and said they read the ABSURD TIMES. I asked why and they told me that while they had all the data, they had no conclusions. I told them I had plenty of conclusions, but no data. It worked out fine.

I asked about North Korea and everyone started laughing. One said he would nominate John Bolton for the Nobel Peace Prize. They said they tried to tell them that saying "Libyan Model" would not play well, but that is what got them called the "Criminal Deep State" and that I would be better off if nobody knew about this. I told them nobody would believe it but them, and no one listened to them because they knew what was really going on. All in all, we had a great time in that soundproofed room. They also said that they advised Pompeo to say "Community of Nations instead of "League of nations" and they said that will stick. Too many things were discussed, but all were football fans and had a few nasty things to say about the owners. About the only good thing the owners ever did, they said, was to keep Don of Orange from owning his own team. After that, things began to get very strange, but I was "rescued" by my editor who ran in shouting obscenities in German and dragged me off. I was in Virginia, I found out, at that time, but now I'm back and ready to report again.