Could it be ... Satan?

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John Boehner, former Speaker of the House and once third in line for the Presidency,  let it be know that Ted Cruz, far right, is Lucifer incarnate.  He is here with his Vice Presidential candidate, Carley Fiorana, I think, giving a new meaning to the word "Vice".  He also called him a "miserable son of a bitch," which raises questions as to whether the bitch was born in America.  One of you mentioned that we need the Long Form birth Certificate to nail this one down, or are nails appropriate in this context?

Right now, it seems that Donald Trump will win Indiana and eventually be the Republican candidate.  It is not clear if Boehner know that when Lucifer was forced to vacate the premises that he was also obliged to change his name to Satan, Mephistopheles, etc.  So, his Vice Presidential nominee recently fell down or, as it look on TV, simply fell downwards, perhaps to get a start of the Vice part of her role.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RMFOfnuYuhM&feature=em-share_video_user

The Absurd Times Television Network Breaking News, above, covers this.