Wednesday, March 27, 2013

Nein Quarterly Update


THE ABSURD TIMES

What better proof the we live in absurd times when Nein makes more sense than all public figures put together? 
When did the public figures get together?

I am mellow lately.  A couple weeks ago, a little old African-American lady, dressed in her Sunday best, said "I'd like to share with you the most important day that ever existed.  I looked at her and smiled.  She then handed me a smallish drawing of some guy who looked like Fabio but had the name "Jesus" written under it.

I simply thanked her for thinking about me, said "You really didn't have to," and closed the door.  She?  Aint I sweet?

The thinking man's aphorisms (you assed for him):



Tweets

  1. Nein. @NeinQuarterly2m

    Yet another crisis of overproduction.

  2. DAAD North America @DAADnewyork4m

    One word floating around the Twitterverse today is "Backpfeifengesicht" - Ah, German...a word for everything!

  3. Nein. @NeinQuarterly7m

    You might be able to get a German word in edgewise, but certainly not lengthwise.

  4. Nein. @NeinQuarterly8m

    The class struggle smells so fresh and clean today.

  5. Nein. @NeinQuarterly16m

    On holidays I try to limit myself to sins of the flesh.

  6. gilly youner @gillyarcht17m

    Cormac McCarthy, Lawrence Krauss, Werner Herzog on science, and art, and art and science v

  7. Nein. @NeinQuarterly17m

    Amen is the atheist's favorite punch line.

  8. Nein. @NeinQuarterly19m

    Recycle a joke, you're a loser. Resurrect one, you're a fucking God.

  9. Nein. @NeinQuarterly22m

    Maybe God isn't dead. Maybe he just changed avatars.

  10. Nein. @NeinQuarterly25m

    It'd be interesting if the Thomas who did all the doubting also did all the peeping.

  11. fabrizio elefante @fabelef27m

    "Tout pour moi devient allégorie", Baudelaire

  12. Nein. @NeinQuarterly32m

    Leaving Facebook is the new God is dead.

  13. Nein. @NeinQuarterly34m

    My avatar stands for my favorite cause: me.

  14. Nein. @NeinQuarterly35m

    If only society's ills were as fleeting as its activist avatars.

  15. Nein. @NeinQuarterly37m

    I regret to inform you that your temporary activist avatar is unlikely to have any lasting effect.

  16. Nein. @NeinQuarterly40m

    I like to praxis on your theory.

  17. Absurdum @semperinvictus41m

    . Don't make me question your premises. You wouldn't like me questioning your premises.

  18. Nein. @NeinQuarterly43m

    Listen, pal, don't make me come over there and question your underlying assumptions.

  19. Nein. @NeinQuarterly46m

    You Only Liverwurst Hoagie Once.

  20. Nein. @NeinQuarterly47m

    All theoried up and nothing to deconstruct.

  21. sqnldr Spits @5pits57m

    Carlin was not a comedian, he was a philosopher with a good sense of humour.

  22. Nein. @NeinQuarterly55m

    *Shows egg* This is your brain. *Hard boils egg, colors pink, nestles in basket* This is your brain on religion.

  23. Nein. @NeinQuarterly1h

    George Carlin will always be my favorite blasphemy from the past.

  24. Nein. @NeinQuarterly1h

    Stigmata-bing, stigmata-boom.

  25. Olja Alvir @OljaAlvir1h

    Fucking allegories are the best!

  26. Nein. @NeinQuarterly1h

    Some days everything's a fucking allegory.

  27. Nein. @NeinQuarterly1h

    I'm just here to test your faith.

  28. Nein. @NeinQuarterly1h

    Easter is when religion goes from scrambled to hard-boiled.

  29. Nein. @NeinQuarterly1h

    I wonder if these jelly beans are supposed to taste like crucifixion.

  30. Nein. @NeinQuarterly1h

    Rhetorical questions have all the answers, don't they?

  31. Nein. @NeinQuarterly1h

    No, I love bunnies, eggs, and brunch. It's God I hate.

  32. Ingo Stützle @istuetzle1h

    Nietzsche taught nichts!

  33. Nein. @NeinQuarterly1h

    Nietzsche taught us that the good news is also the bad news.

  34. Nein. @NeinQuarterly1h

    Good news: Samuel Beckett says spring will be arriving soon!

  35. Nein. @NeinQuarterly1h

    This year the rite of spring has been to remain silent.

  36. Nein. @NeinQuarterly1h

    The Herzog-hobbyist loves him for the vast. The connoisseur, for the empty.

  37. Nein. @NeinQuarterly1h

    The best discussions of art are silent.

  38. Science Friday @scifri2h

    Cormac McCarthy, Lawrence Krauss, and Werner Herzog discuss science as inspiration for art

  39. Nein. @NeinQuarterly1h

    You know, , my art often inspires silence. Starting to wonder if I'm doing it right.

  40. Matthew Eric Brown @meb_19761h

    ": Cormac McCarthy, Lawrence Krauss, and Werner Herzog discuss science as inspiration for art "

  41. Mlle. Dolorology @nymphetress2h

    Covet me maybe.

  42. Nein. @NeinQuarterly2h

    I coveted my neighbor's wife. And it was good.

  43. Nein. @NeinQuarterly2h

    Maybe today's the day you finally break down and covet your neighbor's ox.

  44. Rick again @Rickagain2h

    Can I sacrifice my neighbor? Please please please?!!

  45. Nein. @NeinQuarterly2h

    Who's up for a pagan ritual?

  46. Nein. @NeinQuarterly2h

    Ah, spring, when the frozen dog shit on Berlin's sidewalks slowly starts to melt.

  47. Nein. @NeinQuarterly2h

    Ah, spring, when my Attention Deficit Disorder is in full bloom.

  48. Nein. @NeinQuarterly2h

    Maybe it's not spring fever. Maybe it's alienation.

  49. Nein. @NeinQuarterly3h

    Ask your doctor if bourgeois morality is right for you. I did.

  50. Nein. @NeinQuarterly3h

    Ah, spring, when self-hating bourgeois envy of the bohemian libertine turns green again.

  51. Nein. @NeinQuarterly3h

    You, me, spring, a workers' paradise.

  52. Nein. @NeinQuarterly3h

    Ah, spring, when the typos start returning.

  53. Nein. @NeinQuarterly3h

    If tweeting is your therapy, please don't tell me about your disorder.

  54. Annie Brookstone @AnnieBrookstone3h

    If it's any consolation, your tweeting wastes my employer's time.

  55. Nein. @NeinQuarterly3h

    The days get longer in the spring. Your therapy sessions don't.

  56. Nein. @NeinQuarterly3h

    I need an office job so that my tweeting wastes my employer's time, not my own.

  57. Nein. @NeinQuarterly3h

    Why, yes, German words do start getting longer in the spring, but that wouldn't explain it the rest of the year.

  58. Nein. @NeinQuarterly3h

    Workers of the world, you have nothing to lose but your gloves and scarf.


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