THE WAR ON CHRISTMAS

We have just learned about the nefarious war on Christmas through sources famuiliar with F*X News:

Democrats held Republicans hostage for a lame duck session of congress.

At least 8 NBA Games are being played on Christmas!!

The Dallas Cowboys are playing a Football Game on Christmas!

We are certain that the National Hockey League will have a game or two scheduled.

Is nothing sacred?

I understand that police and firemen will be on duty Christmas!

Even F*X News will telecast on Christmas.

We. however, will fight this trend of activity and attempt to spend the entire day on the couch or in bed.

Also, we encourage you to teach your kids, when they sit on Santa's lap, to grab his junk!

Help preserve the Christmas spirit!  Grab a Republican's junk!