Teabagging Defined -- Transitive Verb

THE ABSURD TIMES

I have been patiently hoping that the media would stop making such a big deal of the "protest" on Tax Day orchestrated by the remnants of the Republican party and Fox News. I relied on my remote so I would not be subjected to further images of that absurd old lady with a hat full of teabags or the group of morons demonstrating against the new tax code (which works in their favor). It is quite clear that the protests have more to do with the fact that we have an African American President than any political idea. How many of the protestors even knew what the Boston tea Party was? And of those who had a faint glimmer of memory from elementary school, how many realized that they did not have teabags in those days.

At any rate, I finally took the advice of another Ph.D. and looked the word up in the "Urban Drictionary" online. The following is a definition of "Teabagging":

1. teabagging 2462 up, 343 down

To have a man insert his scrotum into another person's mouth in the fashion of a teabag into a mug with an up/down (in/out) motion.

Man: Let's teabag!
Your Daughter: Okay!

by anonymous Nov 6, 2002 share this

2. teabagging 966 up, 256 down

v. To lower one's scrotum into another's mouth.

Person 1: I want to try teabagging.
Person 2: You mean, you want ME to try teabagging...

by The Grammar Nazi Dec 19, 2001 share this

3. teabagging 6149 up, 947 down

the insertion of one man's sack into another person's mouth. Used a practical joke or prank, when performed on someone who is asleep, or as a sexual act.

At the frat house last night, when Tim was wasted an down on the floor, he got teabagged by, like, ten guys!

Me and Jen were teabagging last night when her mom walked in. Awkward.

This part of the demonstration was not carried by the networks.