POPE PACKS IT IN

THE ABSURD TIMES

Pope Benedict has quit.  "I've had enough of this s..., er, I mean I think someone should quit every 600 years.  2012 minus 1415 equals, well, figure it out."

    He expressed he is tired now.  He had just opened a Twitter account, but Twitter had no comment on the subject.  The two may be related.

    Ron Howard could not be reached for comment.