Carnival of the Republicans

Insanity at Large

          I do not think I can translate the following into other languages, but I may try.  Too much of this is difficult for the sane to follow as it is:

          I should let you know that Germany was in the lead last week, BTW.

          It is time to review the Republican candidates for President of the United States, just to give an insight as to how we choose our elected officials.

          Just so we do not leave anyone important out, we will start with the one who has already “suspended” his campaign, the African-American called Herman Cain, as in Cain and Abel.  There is good reason to suspect that he entered simply for the publicity and name recognition so he could increase his speaking fees.  However, to his shock and fear, he found himself leading in the polls at one point. 

It should be noted that he did not lose support because he was black because what he said was not likely to change the status quo one bit – the 1% would remain the 1%.  Nor was he driven from the race by an illicit affair.  See, he is a Republican and as such sex with a consenting female is a bad thing, but one you can apologize for and get more votes.  However, he had a mistress for 13 years or so, and that is not allowed as it comes too close to polygamy.  He will go back to public speaking, be invited to Fox news, and perhaps pay attention to pizzas again.

Another master of public relations was Donald Trump.  His contention is that only two of the candidates would show up because he might start a third party campaign.  The willing were Newt Gingrich, who will not miss a chance to talk, and Rick Santorum, who looks like a lost schoolboy.  He canceled the debate.

          Michelle Bachman was once the leader.  She says she obeys her husband who “cures” homosexuals and worked for the IRS to “observe the enemy.”  She later said “Obey” meant “respect”.  She says she prefers to listen to Bach, but is regularly seen jitterbugging (or whatever you choose to call it) with her husband, whom she obeys.  She says she is the tea party candidate, but does not trust Massachusetts, an evil leftist state, home of Mitt Romney. 

She is proud to have been born is Waterloo Iowa, home of John Wayne.  A problem emerged when it was pointed out that only John Wayne Gacy, the homosexual pedophile murderer was born there, not the actor in pro-Vietnam War movies.  When asked about this, she said she respects her husband.  Her campaign manager has left her to support Ron Paul.  She says he was bribed.

          Newt Gingrich is actually capable of correct syntax and vocabulary.  It is only the facts that he gets wrong.   He is most noted for his hypocrisy as he, as Speaker of the House, tried got impeach Bill Clinton for getting a blowjob while he was both cheating on his wife, serving the cancer ridden woman with divorce papers, and now claims she asked for the divorce (despite court records to the contrary).  He states that there is no such thing as Palestinians, a remark that most Palestinians found confusing or simply ignored.  He did not notice anything mentioned about them in the Holy Bible.  He says all his misdeeds should be ignored, as he is now a Catholic because of his third wife.

          Actually, I’m growing weary of this.  It started out as a kind of CAMP POLITICS, but it is actually rather pitiful.

          The one I want to see elected President is Rick Perry because he comes across as the most stupid and ineffectual of them all.  He held an all day prayer, fast, and barbeque to get rain in Texas and it failed, of course.  He said he would eliminate three departments, but couldn’t name them.  He looked at Ron Paul for help and Paul named about 5, but Perry didn’t recognize them.  See, Obama is intelligent and knowledgeable, and he has really been a disaster, so we need a genuine incompetent.  The only drawback would be Supreme Court nominees.

          Romney.  That is about all that is interesting here.

          Then there is Santorum.  He looks like a prepubescent schoolboy at most of the debates.  
         
          About the only one with whom a sane person can agree on anything is Ron Paul and, hence, he is called a "Fringe" candidate (the rest being "Beyond the Fringe," pardon the pun.

           He is against all foreign aid, even Israel.  If they need money, "The can make friends with their neighbors."  Why bomb Iran?  "Is that the only solution you have to everything?"  He wants to take all U.S. troops back from the overseas bases (sounds good to me).  Legalize any non-violent crime, including marijuana.  Why spend money on that?  If someone wants to be a prostitute, let her or him.  Just buyer beware.  Oh, and he also knows where the countries are (no talk about the Iraq Afganistan border as John McCain did, for example, and, well, all the rest).


         Of course, there is the other side: no government medical system, food stamps, it's probably too late to get rid of Social Security, etc.


          This foreign policy stuff really bothers "Establishment" Republicans, especially since he is doing so well without their money.  They will not trust a politicians they can not buy. 

          The only one who is interesting is Ron Paul.  First, he is at an age where you no longer give a damn what anyone thinks about what you say.  You’ve heard all the dumb reactions already.  Second, he at least is consistent in being against everything.   Since he is doing well in the polls, they are out to discredit him on anything they can find and he really doesn’t have patience for the nonsense.  The last thing is racism, and below is a contribution, I suppose, from one of his supporters.  It is at least amusing and I wanted to send this out before the caucus met in Iowa:

Proof of Ron Paul's Racism!
ROCK SOLID EVIDENCE!

Ron Paul is a Racist

Ron Paul Racist
Here you see him laughing at a black woman in a wheel chair, one of his favorite things to do with his spare time. As an OBGYN, he only offered free medical care to African American women who couldn't afford to pay so he would know where the fleet-footed black youth would be living 15 years later and could avoid those parts of town.


Ron Paul is extatic with glee upon hearing that he was able to convince
this babies family to move to Liberia.

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Here he is posing for a photo, if you could read his mind you'd know he was thinking "I don't know what this girl is, but I'm pretty sure she's not white". He's also making a mental note to wash his hand after, since he placed it on her shoulder.

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Here you see him using a special technique, notice how he is not facing this black woman? When questioned he said that he doesn't face black people when he speaks with them in order to avoid catching "African germs".

 

Here he fakes a smile with two of "his kind" of supporters (white people). Of course he really harbors massive fears since he knows at some point he will need to leave the room and walk past the two scary black men. If it wasn't for that fact, he could smile much easier.

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And here is Ron Paul at the local KKK meeting.
Note that 4 of the others have been identified as donors to the
Paul campaign. If you know the identities of the other klansmen,
please let us know.

There you have it, absolute proof of Ron Paul's racism. Now you know that the media is completely justified in their smearing of Dr. Paul.

On the one hand, 6 sentences that a man says he didn't write,
on the other hand hundreds of hours of videos, speeches, books,
6 million sentences that we know he wrote & spoke that have no
racist undertones. Lets go with the 6 sentences.

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