McCain's Genius

THE ABSURD TIMES

Illustration: The Decider is now contemplating his "legacy" and library. Should there be books in it? Maybe Laura knows. Why did Aschcroft quit and say he couldn't take it anymore? How about a bust of Cheney next to a cross?


But the real genius is McCain. He discovered Checkeslovakia.

He found the Iraq-Afghanistan border when no one else in the world knows where it is.

It was his idea for Obama to visit Iraq where he was cheered by troops and hit a three-pointer on the first try.