TESTICULAR FORTITUDE

THE ABSURD TIMES

After her lop-sided and humiliating defeat in Guam, Hillary Clinton (not pictured above because she looks like a TV add for Benzadrine) will use her TESTICULAR FORTITUDE to try to win a state almost certain to go Republican in November (I know, I was in southern Indiana once and it makes Missouri seem like New York). She will also try to win in Northern Carolina, the Governor of which said she had TESTICULAR FORTITUDE which makes one wonder about the genetics over there.
She has proposed a gas task to give relief at the pump. Randi Rhodes, great talk show host, pictured above because she has beautiful, long straight hair with bangs, said "Wake up America! A dog is pissing on your leg and you tell me it's raining?" It all trickles down.
Randi can be heard Monday-Friday on NovaM radio from 2 to 5, Central time. It streams at a speed as low as 16, so even with dial-up most people should be able to hear it. Maybe there is an outlet in your area.
Of yes, she was the one I wrote about before. Air America suspended her for an infinite period of time, so she quit. I think her offense was to call Geraldine Ferarro a f*cking whore. (That * represents a u, but we don't want to use the word right now.)

Primaries tomorrow.