DOUBLE FLASH -- MCCAIN BACKS DOWN

THE ABSURD TIMES

It is difficult to keep up with how the valient Absurd Times has succeeded in straightening out John McCain.

In our last flash, we pointed out how McCain shunned and banished the crazy pastor Haggee who said Hitler was sent by God. McCain did this right after the Absurd Times released its espose. We also said we might take up Parson Parsley next week.

Parson Parsley was the one that said the United States was created, in part, to eradicate Islam. We pointed out that the U.S. had treaties with such countries dating back to the 18th Century (Washington, Jefferson, Adams, you know, those guys).

As soon as the Absurd Times announced its intention, its editors learned that McCain renounced that Pastor.

This is just one more patriotic service of the Absurd Times.