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SPECIAL REPORT
GONZALES' LETTER OF RESIGNATION!!

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EXCLUSIVE: Absurd Times Obtains Gonzo’s Resignation Letter!!!!

By magic, the Absurd Times scoops all other blogs. This is the letter of resignation from the Attorney General to the President of the United States:

Dear Mr. President Decider:

This jobs stinks big time. I quit. I know the constitution and it allows you to torture me, but not maim me, and I had enough. You can take this job and give it to your Daddy Cheney. Even Aschroft had enough! I don’t need no Barment neither! The Bar Association can go to Hell.

Screw you,

Most respectfully,

Your loyal and trusted Servant,

Albertoe Gonzales, Esq.