Second coming?

THE ABSURD TIMES

(all illustrations are pre-approved)

Second coming?

BY

Honest Charlie

Frankly, when I first heard about the revival, the second coming, the Trump/maga Godfest, I thought it was just a rumor, but then I saw a full length coverage of the 'revival' and kept laughing, mainly to prevent insanity. I really had difficulty absorbing this. Eric Trump, and Daddy via speakerphone, led the festivities, but the real performers were well-known. All in all, it made the insane antics depicted in Elmer Gantry seem bland by comparison. Nothing had prepared me for something like this and I was used to some pretty strong parodies at the Second City in Chicago, on the air from a number of groups, even wrote a few myself, but there is nothing like the real thing. I'm still trying to reconstruct it as it seems one long insane rant in retrospect.

The cause seemed to be Christian Nationalism and its opposite is Atheistic Globalism led by its creator a lesbian Marxist who is somehow involved in the vile underground tunnels – more about them later. PRAISE JESUS!! Can I have an AMEN? WHO IS WILLING TO STAND UP WITH ME FOR JESUS? HALLELUJAHS FOR EVERYBODY!!! Jesus is with you.

I was able to somehow ferret out the notion that the whole thing was organized by Michael Flynn, friend of Erdogon, servant of Trump and beloved by Trump, I gather. HALLELUJAHS FOR EVERYBODY!!! Everbody, are you with me? Will you follow Jesus? Take him down off the cross and put him into your heart, STAND UP WITH ME FOR JESUS! His mighty biceps will spite the devil globalists! Praise the Lord.

They displayed a hit list of those to be smote, smote?, smitted?, smiitten? That last one seems strange where. Praise the Lord. And who is on that list? Well, some of them are to be expected, easy, but stranger and stranger were John Roberts and Lindsey Graham. I guess he has suspicious behaviors?

So who will kill them? Of course, the Angel of Death. I shit you not. The angel of death will come down and spite of the enemies of Jesus and the pure! STAND UP WITH ME FOR JESUS – the end is near.

Watch for George Soros – he lurks in the darkness, tempting Latinos and eating children. (True as said, Glory to God.) And women, you heard Dr. Oz talking about the local politicians being involved in abortion and Lauren Bobert saying that women are 'lesser vessels', so anytime you have a period, call your local politician and let him know. Glory be!

And know ye that Nancy Pelosi, and you can buy a tee shirt that gives a map of the tunnels, climbs down to the tunnels, along with other devils and followers of evil to drink the blood of infants. Vote Republican!

[The number most prominently displayed had a 913 area code.]

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I was only able to reproduce a small bit of the insanity that ran rampant. It seems that there was an endless, well, very long, parade of speakers, hucksters, selling and advertising an assortment of strange items, healing oils, full-sized dolls, and so on. My only prior experience with such inane blather and excitement was in watching parodies, but this was meant seriously. As I reflect upon it, I find it quite frightening. Even though one of the Jan 6 rioters was just sentenced to seven and a half years in prison, there are many more to come and another election to stimulate more idiocy coming up very soon.

So this is what we are left with. How can a discussion of Ukraine, Democracy, the common good even be contemplated in this atmosphere? I see no hope for the U.S.A., and thing will become even worse everywhere else.

Just recently saw a good remark that was a reaction to the "debate" in Pennsylvania between the ex Lt. Governor and a strange TV doctor who live is several states. He suggested that abortion should be decided by a woman, her doctor, and in consultation with local politicians. How did they get in the doctor's office? Who are they? One woman, obviously pointing out the absurdity of this idea, asked "I just about to have my period. Should I contact my local politician"? It seems, to continue in that manner, any guy contemplating masturbation should also contact his local politician – after all, how many potential lives is he destroying? Yes, I know, getting a bit sick here, so I'm leaving it.

Elections are scheduled for November 6 and Thanksgiving will be decided later.